"I only stalk women who make $50,000 or more a year."

[RagingInMiami]

What can I say, I have my standards.

[SarahB]

1. Dude, then you've got to give me a couple more years.

:P

[RagingInMiami]

2. You've mean I've been wasting the last two months of my life?

[SarahB]

7. LOL!

One could have worse stalkers. ;)

I'm looking for a brilliant, handsome, and sweet stalker within a 50 mile radius though. That long-distance stuff gets tiresome.

[RagingInMiami]

8. Tomorrow, as you do your errands, don't be surprised when I pop up

from around the corner.

[SarahB]

10. Like I said, I could do worse.

:silly:

At least you're kinda hot looking.

[RagingInMiami]

12. Well, thanks

And I've been to be sweet and kind of smart (with the right woman, of course)

[supernova]

3. I'm open

:D

[RagingInMiami]

5. Excellent, cause I know, despite everything you say

You really want me

[supernova]

9. Yes, I'm dying to be harassed

with phone calls at all hours and threatening notes left on my doorstep.

[Wapsie B]

4. You need to set your sites higher.

100k at least.

[RagingInMiami]

6. Once they make 100K

Then they hire the best lawyers, which works against my stalking habits.

[Wapsie B]

11. But she might be a lawyer.

I say if we're going to dream, let's dream big.