"I only date men who have a penis."

[xultar]

I mean, who could blame me? :shrug:

[dolo amber]

1. God, that's so shallow

:7

[xultar]

28. A woman has to set standards for her life baby.

[ronnykmarshall]

2. Same here.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Well, are you in for a treat today!!!

Cause it just so happens that I'm a man, and... SURPRISE!!! I have a penis!!!

:P:P:P

[xultar]

5. I thought they found yours under a freeway underpass the other day?

You know, the one they thought was a pipe bomb.

[SmileyBoy]

8. No, it's still on my person.

:D

[Kire]

6. TMI

ignoring SmileyBoy

[Kire]

4. what if he "had" a penis?

there's a lot of guys coming back from Iraq, one of 'em's got to have this problem

would you date him?

[xultar]

7. Well let's just say I'll give'em a test drive. They'll know what they

need to do. If they can't figure it out then they gotta get'ta steppin.

[Seabiscuit]

9. Would you date John Wayne Bobbitt?

First he had a penis.

Then he didn't.

Now he has one again (but only he and his hairdresser know for sure... if it still works). :)

[xultar]

10. I won't date guys who have a mullet or a mullet attitude.

[Seabiscuit]

12. OK, I'm an oldster. What's a "mullet" (both noun and adjective forms)??

[1monster]

13. It's a fish. A silvery fish that jumps up out of the water and falls back

in. Many people around here refer to our local rag as The Mullet Wrapper.

It's also a hairstyle. Long in the back and short on the sides and front.

[Seabiscuit]

14. Oh. I thought it was a fish but wondered what it had to do with Bobbitt.

So, I gather he has a "mullet" hairstyle.

What what is a "mullet" attitude???

So maybe you should amend your original post to include a limitation w/r/t "mullets"?

Q: Forget the "mullet" issue for awhile: would you still date Bobbitt under the unfortunate circumstances of his ordeal?

[xultar]

16. Nah, I'm sure he did something that warranted his penis removal

thus, not dating a man without a penis unless it a direct result of a war injury.

[Seabiscuit]

20. So you'd date a penisless soldier who lost it in a war injury?

[xultar]

25. Yes, as long as he is willing to give me the shivers YUP!

[1monster]

29. I didn't make the original post (or thread title). I don't date at all

anymore. I'm married with kids. Unless you call a family outing a date.....:shrug:

[stellanoir]

11. oh xultar. . .

you anatomical stickler you. :hi:

[xultar]

19. Well a lady must have some standards.

:shrug:

[BlondieK143]

15. mommy!

what's a penis? :shrug:

[xultar]

21. A flap of skin with a brain often with a higher IQ than the host organism

:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

22. LMAO!

I'm not even going to comment.

[GirlinContempt]

17. What about a detachable penis

ala king missile?

[xultar]

23. Depends if I can take the attachment home and leave the host.

[GirlinContempt]

24. Hey, if you can forget it at a party

you can let someone take it home ;)

[SmileyBoy]

26. She won't date a Whizzinator.

:evilgrin:

[xultar]

27. You got that right.

[LisaL]

18. Good for you!