What I learned from watching porn

[MrScorpio]

I'd post it, but it would get pulled in a sec

I had another life before DU and I was really naughty

PM me if you want to read some funny shit.

[Maestro]

1. I learned that most incredibly good looking women

are lesbian or at least bi - :sarcasm:

[w8liftinglady]

2. I learned that after 5 minutes...

it's really irrelevant whether you "look" like you are enjoying yourself(I have seen more bored women in straight porn...)

[GalleryGod]

3. To be a "Tricky Talker" or.....

:wow: "a cunning linguist":wow:

thanks to the Great John Leslie:woohoo:

[DS1]

4. I just wish Mark Davis would get out of the business

uuuuuuuh uuuuuuuuuh huuuuuuuuuuuu

[MrScorpio]

5. Talk about someone who's changed

When he started out he had hair, was pretty fit and dressed well. Actually looked like a proper English stud.

Then after being the States for a few years, he gained a pot belly, shaved off all his hair and dresses like a slob.

Maybe he needs to go back to the Jolly Ol' for a recharge.

[DS1]

6. Him and

Jon Dough

Both 'calling it in'

I've seen women pornstars look bored, but those two redefine boredom.

According the reviews anyway :crazy:

[Spacemom]

7. What I've learned from watching Porn

Plot is irrelavant. :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

8. Scorp, I PMed you!

I'm waiting.:)

[Kire]

35. perv

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I learned that all boobies are fake

Oh, and that I should become a plumber or a cable guy.

[RagingInMiami]

10. That even if you are a pale, lumpy white guy with an average size penis

You can still get laid by fine looking women.

Not that I've ever watched Ed Power's Dirty Debutante series

[petronius]

11. First time I've ever seen "Ed Powers"

and "average size" in the same sentence... :)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. I learned that women can make men do anything. Anything.

You and I are probably watching different porn.

[Elidor]

13. The watches is what gets me.

All the guys in the old porn wore watches. Here they are, buck naked, but they never take off the watch. It becomes a symbol of power and authority. These are busy men. They don't have all day to be standing around fucking beautiful women. They have Things To Do. They are Masters of the Universe, after all.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. "Power and Authority?"

These are PORN STARS we're talking about. The only ability they have to lord over others is how long they can stay hard. The guys make a LOT less than the women, too.

[MrScorpio]

15. I didn't really want to have this conversation here

You know why

[RandomKoolzip]

16. I hear ya. Shuttin' up.

:thumbsup:

[Elidor]

18. I'm talking about image and perception, not reality

God help us all if I ever start talking about reality.

[earthboundmisfit]

17. I learned lots of fun things to do...

actually I'd already thought of most of 'em myself...

[mitchum]

19. That I've seen Tom Byron's erect penis as much as I have seen my own

[MrScorpio]

22. You're trying to get my thread locked

Ain't ya?

[mitchum]

24. Locked???!!!

Man, I don't go in for any of that crazyass bondage shit :)

[enigmatic]

20. R. Bolla was the Robert Duvall of Porn...

I wonder what he's doing these days; if Hershel Savage can still have a carrer, Bolla can..

[mitchum]

25. And Jamie Gillis was the Harvey Keitel of porn

Have a really strange role? Jamie was your man.

[enigmatic]

27. Oh God, yes....

Some of the stuff he did w/ Serena was flat-out crazy! Hell of an actor, though....

[Elidor]

21. And what the hell is up with that cameraman?!?!

Like the private link I just read from Scorpio, why do they think we want to see the guy's face? He's cheap meat from the street. We don't CARE if he's having a good time. In fact, one could postulate that the viewer's pleasure is in inverse proportion to the visible pleasure of the male co-star.

[kittykatkoffeekup]

23. I used to like porn until I saw this guy

[Singular73]

26. What I learned is...

that it eventually destroys your soul.

Human beings have tolerances to all utility. That tolerance does and will be pushed to further extremes once you can no longer get the same fix on your particular brand of vice. The snowballed effect of searching out more and more extreme porn, directly focused on your particular brand of perversion is a method slowly and evenly refined. Yet you will refine that, until you end up with a one armed midget peeping out of a toilet bowl, with light-pink tranluscent lipstick on for $10 a month.

Or is that just me?

[MrScorpio]

28. Dude, you need to stay away from the secret stash

There's plenty of normal stuff out there

[TheProphetess]

29. Great sig line, Singular73!

:hi:

[Redstone]

30. Only ten bucks a month? Where? I'm paying twenty!

And the midget's not even wearing ANY lipstick! Damn!

Redstone

[Bake]

31. Apparently size DOES matter ...

Boy am I depressed! Does EVERYBODY really have a 12" tool?

Bake

[enigmatic]

33. This guy doesn't:

Ed Powers

[Placebo]

32. Were you ever IN porn?

C'mon, you can tell me. ;)

[Dukkha]

34. I was briefly in the business

I made standard templates and Gold sites for Adult Check
NO, I was not in them.
I was a independent contractor for a company that hosted the sites for them. I made about 100 Gold Sites and 700 Standard sites so you might have seen my work. It was GREAT. I worked at home and only 5 hours a day three weeks a month. It averaged about $25/hour all tax free. I was able to built a library of templates for myself and got the work streamlined to be easy and fast. It only lasted fora year now I have to work a real job. BOO! Needless to say my portfolio made have prevented me from getting in a design firm.