Evil Star Wars! Aaaaaaah!

[name not needed]

[Deja Q]

1. That ain't nuthin'. Check this out:

http://www.bibleman.com/bibleman/home.jsp







Why it's Willie Ames! Looking like a real dick!

And note the kewl pagan-inspired font too! (hiding his understandably undersized underwear...)

[solinvictus]

2. A plot synopsis of one of the DVDs...

"A Fight For Faith
In "A Fight For Faith" the Bibleman tradition continues in high style as Cypher and Biblegirl welcome a new Bibleman, the young and heroic Josh Carpenter, and join forces to battle the wild, Wacky Protestor. As the Bible Adventure Team helps Josh adjust to his new role they must swing into action to stop the wily Protestor from luring the kids of the vacation Bible school into his portal and trapping them in his wacky, animated dimension forever. Featuring mind boggling special effects, spectacular battles, hilarious songs and non-stop action, "A Fight For Faith" is the greatest Bibleman adventure yet. The DVD features exclusive bonus features including Cypher’s music video of the rousing song “I’m Only Human.""
God hates those Wacky Protestors!!

[Deja Q]

5. 'Wacky Protestor'? Judging by TOM DELAY and WILLY FRIST,

they're the wacky protestors.

They have all the power and the mass majority and YET they seek aim to destroy the checks and balances that were created, ironically, in good faith.

Anyone who abuses their power is a wacky protestor - a protestor of democracy and fairness.

[ashmanonar]

3. something about that profoundly disturbs me.

i can't put my finger on it...O.o

*jumps from a bridge*

[ashmanonar]

4. seriously.

i hate to make broad statements, but christians are crazy! :crazy:

and i honestly WOULD rather have mark hamill as my god, which says something about the god these people believe in...O.o

"let's not have any fun, ever! star wars and harry potter and lord of the rings are all of the devil! (let's not think about the spiritual and religious overtones of star wars and lord of the rings, and the complete lack of religiosity of harry potter)"