Directions to Anywhere, USA

[SodoffBush]

Anywhere, USA is all one big strip with businesses.

Stay on Hwy *** through about 4 stop lights:
pass Noname College on the right
pass Safeway/Kmart/Arbys on the left
pass the post office on the right
pass Burger King on the left
pass Circle K on the right
after another 1-2 miles Hwy *** turns right at a major 3-way
intersection with stop light, at the two banks: BankOne and another
bank.
So turn right and stay on Hwy ***.
Head toward Super Walmart/Home Depot.
1st stop light: pass Pizza Hut on the right
2nd stop light: pass Walgreens on the right, the hospital and Super
Walmart on the left
3rd stop light: pass Home Depot on the left

You can't miss it.

[Midnight Rambler]

1. Is there an Applebee's anywhere around there?

[DrDebug]

2. Next to the Starbucks?

[evlbstrd]

3. Right past Chipotle, by Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Fuck. I'm lost.