The Bar is open for bidness

[MrScorpio]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Mexican martini, and keep 'em coming please.

Thanks a million.

[MrScorpio]

7. Enjoy

[CottonBear]

2. Talisker single malt scotch, neat, please thank you!

:) :toast:

[MrScorpio]

9. Proost

[MrSlayer]

3. As usual I'll have a Molson and the house bong.

Here's a 20, keep the change.

[MrScorpio]

13. Here your beer and more

The Bong

[FreedomFry]

93. is there room on the house bong for more than one?

I had a friend who had a bong that had a bowl like a lazy susan -- it held five discrete hits. Definitely promoted sociability.

[MrSlayer]

95. Hell yeah! Everyone is welcome on the house bong.

[havocmom]

4. Can you hit me with some vodka for my rhubarb punch?

Been working out in the garden.

[MrScorpio]

18. Here's some Wodka, Comeradsky

[havocmom]

21. No Grey Gooskie for me-skie!

Gotta be Scandanivian... the rhubarb is very picky ;)

[MrScorpio]

40. This should make your rhubarb jump through hoops

[havocmom]

43. OOooo, lovely

Thanks much

[BlondieK143]

5. Bud Light draft please.

You might just want to pass the whole keg. :D

[MrScorpio]

19. Wouldn't be a Friday night without it

[NC_Nurse]

6. Thank God!

I had a shitty day!

Gimme a Grey Goose cosmo puhleeze!!! And keep 'em coming!

You're the best, Mr. Scorpio! :D

[MrScorpio]

22. THE Cosmo, Baby Honey

[Droopy]

8. I'm feeling frisky

Give me a shot of Jack with a Bud chaser.

[MrScorpio]

23. Jack and Bud were up in a tree...

[Droopy]

25. Thank you very much

I needed that.

[Left Is Write]

10. It's a Sam Adams Summer Ale night for me.

[MrScorpio]

24. Here you go, Sugar Pie

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Woohoo!

Okay, may I have the biggest Tiki Valcano you have?

[MrScorpio]

28. It's bigger than it looks

[Jara sang]

12. Hey Scorp! May I please have a Pellegrino with a slice of lime?

Thanks man!

[MrScorpio]

29. Chure ting, mon

[seemunkee]

14. Nice cold summery hefeweizen

Please.

[MrScorpio]

30. "Please" does the trick

[Kingshakabobo]

15. Would you happen to have any Pellegrino water, Sir?

Perhaps with a twist if it isn't too much trouble?

I'm on the wagon. Trying to lose some weight.

[MrScorpio]

31. Sure

Twist de limon

[Sanity Claws]

16. Anything with an umbrella!

Mai tai, Strawberry Daiquiri, Pina Colada --- surprise me!

[MrScorpio]

33. SURPRISE!

[charlyvi]

17. A Mai Tai please.

And I hope I spelled it right. With plenty of itty bitty buffalo wings. I'm really, really hungry. :)

[MrScorpio]

34. Mai Tai with wings

[In_The_Wind]

20. sour apple martini, please

[MrScorpio]

35. Pucker up!

[In_The_Wind]

39. Thanks ~ that's perfect!

[fluffernutter]

26. happy friday you hunk!

i'll take a strawberry margarita por favor!

[MrScorpio]

36. Shure ting

[Hand]

27. Thanks heavens you're here!

Tanqueray and tonic, please, and keep 'em coming... it's been a WEIRD day:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3339621&mesg_id=3339621

[MrScorpio]

37. TNT in a glass

[Hand]

42. Thanks so much!

Here--keep the change!

Heh, a little short on greenbacks just now.

[ralps]

32. Hey MrScorpio, could I have my usual, a coke & lime?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[MrScorpio]

38. Been saving it got you

[ralps]

41. Thanks alot MrScorpio!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[seemunkee]

44. That hefe hit the spot

May I have a black and tan now?

[MrScorpio]

46. Sure can

[sniffa]

45. i soooo need a drink

stoLi martini, whisper of vermouth, dirty, extra oLives.

pLease.

[MrScorpio]

47. Enjoy

[sniffa]

49. oh thank you much

:thumbsup:

[sasquatch]

48. I'm on Vicodin so maybe just a Guiness Draught

:hippie:

[MrScorpio]

50. I hope that this is draughty enough for yee

[sasquatch]

54. I'm not Irish! I'd just like a Guiness!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

51. May I have a Grey Goose Citron and Soda with lemon, please?

it's been a loooong day!

[MrScorpio]

53. Take a load off, Kathy

[Initech]

52. I'll take a couple shots of Patron, por favor.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, tequila!

[MrScorpio]

56. Don't forget the lime

[Initech]

69. Yes, got to have the lime!

It makes or breaks a good shot of tequila!

[joneschick]

55. Do you have Sprecher on tap?

If not, the Rob Roy with olives is always ok.

[MrScorpio]

59. My taps are king

[joneschick]

61. thank you kind sir!

are you really the king of tarbenders? I heard that at a table over there.......

[11 Bravo]

57. I'll have a Red Stripe, mon!

(I hate that shit, but I love Jamaica!)

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

58. Had a tough day and week; a tall cool Michelob please.

Thanks, Mr. Scorpio. I was looking forward to the bar opening up all day!:toast:

[MrScorpio]

62. You get a song with this beer, Sweet Cheeks

Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
And the way you look tonight.

Yes you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
And the way you look tonight.

With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fear apart...
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
It touches my foolish heart.

Lovely ... Never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.
Won't you please arrange it ?
'Cause I love you ... Just the way you look tonight.

Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm,
Just the way you look to-night.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

65. Oh my!! You made me blush (and that's hard to do!?).

Thank you kindly. And what will you be having for a drink tonight? :blush:

[MrScorpio]

67. Baileys as always

It's my thing

[MrScorpio]

60. Ya, Mon!

[11 Bravo]

64. Damn! You're good!

[Zuni]

63. Mr. Scorpio, I am gonna take a shot and a beer

and a shot of whatever you want for the bartender, because he has the master plan. :o

[MrScorpio]

66. Shot ana Beer

[Parrcrow]

68. Molson Export please...and have one for yourself

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

71. Why, Thanks

[ronzo]

70. Three Turbodogs please!

over here, dude.

[MrScorpio]

72. I'll set 'em up

You know 'I know that you'll know 'em down

[ronzo]

75. Good Dogs.

Thanks... that'd set me straight. :7

[VOX]

73. A level shot of Wild Turkey on the rocks, with a water back, please...

You run the *best* bar in the universe, Mr. S! :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

74. I'm flattered! Thanks

[Taxloss]

76. A Staropramen, if you would be so very good.

I hope it's cold. London is sweating under a freak heatwave.

[MrScorpio]

78. Sure thing

[Maddy McCall]

77. I'll have a cosmopolitan.

And check your PM.

[MrScorpio]

79. One cosmo

[tinfoilinfor2005]

80. Whiskey Manhattan on the rocks, please...with a cherry or two.

Important to get in your daily fruit portions. :)

[MrScorpio]

83. Mannhattan

[tinfoilinfor2005]

87. Just the right amount of vermouth...Thanks!

[Gold Metal Flake]

81. Not trying to be difficult...

...but I'd like to have my staple. That's a tall 7&7 in a quart Mason jar with standard wedge refrigerator ice "cubes" and a bendy straw.

Got my wrenchin' clothes on, and a weekend of gearhead activities planned. Ain't out to impress.

[pagerbear]

82. Many, many, many cosmos, please!

[MrScorpio]

84. Many it is

[Floogeldy]

85. I'll have a scotch.

And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch. And another scotch.

That ought to do me.

B-)

[MrScorpio]

86. Just take the bottle, you old drunk

[Floogeldy]

88. Thanks!

B-)

[Aristus]

89. Alaskan Amber pounder for me, please, with a shot of Cutty Sark

to chase it with.

If you see JimmyJazz, fluffernutter, progmom or CaliforniaPeggy, get 'em whatever they want on me.

Thanks



...'scuse me... :beer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[MrScorpio]

90. Gotcha

http://www.maltbank.com/images/miniature_cuttysark(tokkyu).jpg

[jukes]

91. baileys & coffee, pls.

might have to drive later...

[FreedomFry]

92. I do love a good old-fashioned champagne cocktail...

... with a twist.

[kedrys]

94. Hot sake for me please

Just came back from Vietnamese food bender :D

[kittykatkoffeekup]

96. I'll have some of this...

straight up please.

[xmas74]

97. If you're still awake I'll take the usual-a dirty martini please.