It's easier to get laid if you're mean

[StopTheMorans]

nice people never laid, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

1. .

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Listen to Yes.

Chicks LOOOOVE Yes.

[StopTheMorans]

3. oh you don't have to tell me, brother, the chicks LOVE prog rock!

[RandomKoolzip]

6. And Halen.

LOTS of Halen...especially the Hagar years.

[StopTheMorans]

9. definitely; chicks dig the sensitive and contemplative nature that

characterized the ballads of the van hagar years; even if everyone one of them did have the word "love" in the title...

[redqueen]

11. You two are SO off track.

Van Hagar? Are you frickin kidding me?

[StopTheMorans]

13. don't listen to this poster, RKZ, it's obviously a man masquerading

as a female poster in a desperate attempt to throw us off of trail we've blazed with respect to scoring with massive amounts of chicks.

[RandomKoolzip]

17. I hear you, MAN.

AHEM, shall the MEN continue trading sex tips now?

[StopTheMorans]

18. certainly; as you were saying?

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Women will fellate you if you have a Judas Preist bumper sticker

and a Playboy Air Freshener in your camaro.

Secret o' life, man.

[StopTheMorans]

20. my "where's the beef" bumper sticker has been working wonders

for me lately; and the icing on the cake is the "love shack" sign i have pointing to my bedroom in my parent's basement; the chicks cannot resist that!

[redqueen]

21. Well honestly the prog rock advice isn't bad...

the rest of this... well... I guess you're right... if you're looking to do the female equivalent of beavis or butthead.

[StopTheMorans]

yeah, huh huh, she sounds hot!

BOING!

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Tell me about it.

All I ever have to do is show a waitress my cassette copy of "5150" before I get digits.

[cestpaspossible]

4. I would have been the most popular guy in high school

if that had been the secret...

[HughBeaumont]

7. Not as much as King Crimson or ELP!

"Karn Evil #9" is the key to the holy thong.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. As son as chicks hear Greg Lake singing "WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS...

TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS!" their panties are invariably on the floor.

[HughBeaumont]

23. "Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline

Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene" . . . you make it to that line, it's "no holes barred".

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Hmm...never heard that one before.

;)

[StopTheMorans]

8. me neither; righteous self-pity NEVER infects the front page of the lounge

:crazy:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Fuck you.

Come 'n' get it, ladies.

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Me first!

[Sequoia]

15. Maybe so, some women think they change a man

As in, Well, maybe if he sees how nice/beautiful/loving I am he'll change to be that way too and we can get married with a home and all the works.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. *smack*

Yeah it is