Lounge Rule #4 - Don't Feed DS1

[matcom]

he is on a managed diet and if you overfeed him, he might blow

[chickenscratching]

1. so is that how you take advantage of him?

[Aiptasia]

2. aww it's just one waffer thin mint...

[yvr girl]

3. Lounge Rule #15 - ALL rules belong in the rules thread

Is this a new form of threadjacking?

:spank:

[Deja Q]

4. Blow up? Or Blow who?

:hide:

[matcom]

5. YES!!

excellent!

[stellanoir]

6. I fully intend to bark loudly

outside his window at 5:30 am tomorrow.

[DS1]

8. I hope you like the taste of soil

:grr:

[stellanoir]

9. yup

I'm a dirt sign

:hi:

[jus_the_facts]

7. *starts up chainsaw and leaf blower EARLY tomorrow mornin'*

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

10. I'm bringing the Belle kids to an R-rated movie at 10pm.

We will sit behind him with popcorn and spitballs. :D

[DS1]

11. Lounge Rule #5

Do not confuse DS1 with self-appointed royalty

[redqueen]

12. Hmmmmm

I'll make a note of that.

[underpants]

13. I haff 5 nickels up my noseth

Oh sthorry wrong thread

[SOteric]

14. Oh Phurphoo.

I'm whipping up a batch of cookies just for him.

[matcom]

15. he will die

do you want that on your conscience?

[SOteric]

16. I got news for ya, dude:

Eat well, stay fit = die anyway.

[matcom]

17. fit?

have you SEEN Martin? :P

[SOteric]

18. *L*

Are you afraid he's losing his girlish figure? 'Cause I was thinking the two of you were expecting...a 9 lb. bouncing baby beer.

[matcom]

19. if i can't clasp my fingers around his belly button...

i'm coming after you and there WILL be hell to pay x(

[SOteric]

20. Heee!

I'm roasting a songbird for him, too!