Schools ban grills and creepy eyes.

[trof]

"Revisions made Thursday to the Jefferson County student dress code skipped the sartorial bans, instead targeting creepy eyes and gleaming mouths.

The county school board added decorative contact lenses - including wolf eyes, zombie eyes and spinning eight balls - to the list of articles considered "disruptive to the learning environment," prohibiting them at its 58 schools.

Also banned were grills, or removable gold tooth covers. The changes are effective for the 2005-06 school year."

http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1117185887250300.xml&coll=2

I guess I need to get out more.
Never heard of grills and creepy eyes.
:shrug:

[LynneSin]

1. Here's what they are

Creepy Eyes are non-standard contact lens such as as cat or blood shot eyes



Grills are basically gold teeth that are usually removeable.

[Mutley]

2. that'd be cool for Halloween

but everyday use? :shrug:

[sui generis]

3. I don't mind giving up my colored contact lenses

but you're going to have to rip my gold toofises out of my cold dead mouf!

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Oh, man, then this guy is screwed...