Tom Cruise Depreciation Thread

[chickenscratching]

You sick
sorry
pathetic
excuse for a man


thats all that needs to be said from my end.

[SCDem]

1. He's short

Not that short is bad just not my type

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. You go

I can't stomach the guy. Sorry I didn't think of this first.

[chickenscratching]

6. heh.

understandable.

you say "tom cruise" i say :puke:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Same here.

He makes me ill.

[asthmaticeog]

3. I hate that smirking dickweed.

In fact, the only film he's ever been any good in was "Eyes Wide Shut," because his *character* was a stupid smug cock. He nailed the characterization effortlessly and with impressive panache.

Oh, and "Taps," because he was fat.

[chickenscratching]

4. Tom Cruise is a whiny asshat

Not only is it bad enough he only plays his roles as Tom Cruise, but that Tom Cruise himself is a pompous, cluster fuck, not deserving of any kind of redemption, namby pamby, douche bag.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. It's the "L.A. Celebrity Center" shit that I can't take...

...although I am thrilled, delighted and tingling all over to think that Tom, Kirstie and John have found the key to a happy life. Maybe they could be happy and STFU for a change.

[Heidi]

7. Two words: William Hung. (nt)

[chickenscratching]

8. check out my sig line now

[Heidi]

10. Ack.

Your CPF/OSP, David Hasselhoff, is quite popular over here, you know. ;)

[loudestchick]

9. If he depreciates enough, can I write him off on my taxes?