hey! I just won $500,000!

[ulysses]

My email wouldn't lie!

[GOPisEvil]

1. I am waiting for a large sum of money from Nigeria myself.

I'm just about to go in and quit my job!

[ulysses]

2. this isn't that Nigerian spam, though.

This is the Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstake Lottery International!

:silly:

[Hugin]

6. Good company!

I'm waiting for my check from them -- as we speak.

I was going to run down to the bank and finance a
loan this morning.

Gonna buy a boat for Memorial Day weekend.

[Hugin]

3. I have this bridge I've been wanting to sell.

Real cheap.

Send all of your personal finacial information to...

Bridges and Stuff
P.O. Box %$#@$%$@
$#@$@$@$, $# 83454

[BlueJazz]

4. I'm gonna win me a BRAND NEW Sony Laptop if I can......

..."hit the Monkey" (well, according to the Pop-Up that I keep getting...)

[rooboy]

5. That's nothing. I've been offered a piece of 140 million.

In my inbox today:

I am Mr. Reuben James Khumalo, director of RJK consultancy group. I have been contacted by a team of managers of One of the failed banks in United States of America, USA, ( First National Bank of Blanchardville, Blanchardville ) closed by the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) on the 9th of May 2003.

References:

http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/index.html

http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/blanchardville.html


These bank officials requested that I source a reputable firm/businessman with strong business and financial standing to receive and manage a large amount of money slated for offshore investment in your country.

The amount of money in question is USD140million.

Terms of this deal shall be prescribed in subsequent correspondence. Modalities for transfer of this fund shall be managed by the bank managers as they are experts in the field. This deal is 100% risk free.

If you/your company is interested in this deal, the investors are ready to offer 10% of the totall fund for your busines assistance . Request details of the transaction by sending a detailed fax message to the fax number below:

[phone] and/or [phone] , as soon as you send a fax to any of those fax numbers please contact me on the phone number [phone].

In your fax message, kindly indicate your company¡¯s line of business, name of the president /ceo of your company, contact person, office phone number, mobile phone number, fax number, email address and mailing address and time to contact them and the most appropriate means to contact them.

We shall only provide you details if you strongly indicate interest in this business proposal and if we establish that you are financially capable to receive and manage such amount of money.

All matters regarding this business dealing has to be treated with absolute confidentiality.

Awaiting response.

Thanks,

Yours sincerely

Reuben James

:woohoo:

[Hugin]

7. Ah... Rueben.

A real go-to guy for the bucks.

Lemme tell ya.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Reuben James?

Why, he still walks over fields of my mind!
Faded shirt, weathered brow
Colored hands upon the plow
Loved you then and I love you now...
THAT Reuben James?

[RebelOne]

9. If all the lotteries I supposedly won were for real,

I'd be a multi-zillionaire.