What celebrity/famous person would you like executed at your funeral?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Assume that there is a tradition, perfectly legal and considered moral (even though it clearly isn't), that at the funerals of important intelligent people with great class and integrity (that is, the government would not recognize pop stars, creators of pablum, the Hilton SIsters, Pamela Anderson, Kinkade, etc.), a class in which you will reside, that the dead person could, in their will, choose a celebrity or other famous person who is the opposite (artistically, intellectually, etc.) of the one who died and that person would be executed at the funeral service to great fanfare.

It's a tough call, and I am torn between Ron Howard or Thomas Kinkade.

But I think I'll go with Kinkade.

[Burma Jones]

1. John Tesch

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Yes, and that one should be particularly bloody and nasty

[matcom]

2. David Hasselhoff

[iamjoy]

3. Karl Rove?

:evilgrin:

[BulletproofLandshark]

4. Michael Bay

Hack "director" extraordinaire

[Heidi]

5. I'm with you on that choice,

Rabrrrrrr. (I always have to cut and paste your username for fear of being long or short on r's.)

[Lannes]

6. Ann Coulter

[Mad_Dem_X]

39. I'll second that - and let it be slow and painful

:evilgrin:

[DelawareValleyDem]

7. Michael Bolton. Or maybe John Bolton

Either way

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I think we could make a Michael Bolton/Kenny G two-fer!

They're pretty much the same person anyway.

[Feathered Fish]

10. Ashlee or Jessica Simpson

Having your hair dyed brown does NOT make you edgy. And Jessica 'stinky ass' Simpson just because she's gotta go.

[Phentex]

11. Newt Gingrich or Jerry Falwell....

Both would be nice!

[MrSandman]

12. People sit around an come up with these things???

:shrug:

Maybe I can't get far enough out of the box?

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. LOL!

For some of us it's easier to go outside the box. In fact, it be can be more difficult to get back in, and we just live our lives on the outside.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. we passed this around this morning, let's send it around again!

[Arugula Latte]

15. I prefer a ceremony

where all mourners pummel Bill O'Reilly with falafels.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I would be willing to join in on that!

[Zomby Woof]

16. Bono

[Shell Beau]

17. I am going to plead the 5th!

[Lannes]

19. Im pleading the fizzith

:)

[MrScorpio]

18. Oh this is so easy

HANNITY and his butt buddy Ollie North!

[AntiCoup2K4]

21. I can't mention the name of the family in question

...or Agent Mike's friends would be dropping by within 5 minutes.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Prince.

[cestpaspossible]

23. I respectfully assert my 5th Amendment right to decline to answer.

[Goblinmonger]

24. I can't believe I am the first to name O'Reily

Do i get to pick HOW he dies?

[Arugula Latte]

26. I already thought that through.

See post #15 from above.

[Aiptasia]

25. Sean Hannity and Michael Savage

They should be sued for incitement. I hope they both take a knife in the throat.

[aeolian]

27. Yanni.

[DS1]

28. Thomas Kinkade will be sealed inside a 6x6x6 foot box

with black walls inside and out.

So, he might not die the day of my funeral... but you get the idea

[nevergiveup]

29. John O'Neill

[DrDebug]

30. None

I'm sorry, but I refuse to kill people. Even after I die. Call me a hippie!

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Okay - you're a hippie!

And not just a regular hippie, but one of those filthy commie pinko hippies!

[DrDebug]

35. Yeah. Peace man!

This is the CommunistUnderground, right?

[lpbk2713]

31. Katherine Harris

I would pray for an early demise if this were to happen.

[philosophie_en_rose]

33. Human sacrifice? For me?

How special. :evilgrin:

But I don't think that I want to be remembered as being responsible for the deaths of persons that I dislike.

I would have hoped to see those people get their comeuppance {not necessarily death} before I die.

[HughBeaumont]

34. That fat pigshit Rove

And he must be guillotined in half while hanging upside down.

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Impossible to decide

I have a deep-seeded hatred for many celebrities. My only stipulation would be that whoever I was to choose would have to go the same way as Edward Woodward in The Wicker Man.

[Maddy McCall]

37. Constantine

:P

[JohnnyBoots]

38. Ashlee F'ing Simpson!

[warrens]

40. Gotta be Rushbo Pigboy

sorta the way Mel Gibson went in Braveheart.

[SOteric]

41. Carrot Top.

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. I wouldn't mind that at all

I think I could applaud that one.

Though I'd much rather have a Carrot Top around, since it would mean still having you around; and to have an SOteric, I'll accept a Carrot Top.

[melissinha]

42. Kenneth Blackwell

Its his fault we have another go at BUSHCO......

and if someone had already chosen him and he was gone, I'd say Katherine Harris..same reason for 2000 Election....

[u4ic]

43. Toby Stephens

so we could get it on in the afterlife. :loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Ooh, I hadn't thought of it that way - maybe I'd pick Natalie Portman!

[ronnykmarshall]

44. Too many to mention.

[Guy Fawkes]

45. Right now I'd say: Gwen Stephani

The shits' bananas- b-a-n-a-n-a-s

[tjdee]

46. Why does she still think she's in high school?

I mean, let's meet by the bleachers?
No principals and student teachers?

Hello? You're almost 40?

I do think she's cute though. She's just beginning to get on my nerves.

[solinvictus]

51. She's the geek girl turned cool...

so now, well into her thirties, she's making up for it by being on the covers of teenie mags and singing rappish songs.

[Taxloss]

48. Rupert Murdoch.

[GarKeeper]

50. Jackie Bushman

n/t

[nini]

52. Whitney fucking Houston

:puke:


I can't stand her 'I'm a gospel singer' drug addicted ass. She's always been a phoney to me and her diva stuff is a joke considering the state her life is in.

:D