Every Sperm is Sacred

[El Supremo]

Every Sperm is Sacred

From: The Meaning Of Life
by the Monty Python Team

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. "Try to look on the bright side of life."

Great movie. "Only the messiah would say he's not the messiah...":rofl:

[texastoast]

2. LOL!

You don't happen to have a link to Python singing it, do you? I think it was Eric.

[El Supremo]

7. Sorry, no...

But this looks like Michael Palin (the Catholic father).

[stellanoir]

3. yeah as they're marching off to

be sacrificed for biological experiments.

Cut to. . .

"Oh God, you are so great. You are so huge.

All of us down here are really impressed."

[bejammin075]

4. I mourn the loss of my dead skin cells.

I noticed a few flakes of dead skin cells fell off my head. Sadly, this was a loss of human life. They were living cells, of human origin. Now they are dead. I am making funeral arrangements as we speak.

[NightOwwl]

8. Funniest post I've seen all day!

:rofl:

Should I send flowers?

[chicagiana]

11. Yes but ...

... they didn't have the potential to turn into any other kind of cell. Meaning ... errr ... DEMOCRAT SCUM!!!!!!

People are going to have to grow up and realize that our scientific knowledge of biology has increased a bit since 2000BC. Old Testament writers had good intentions, but their assumptions were wrong.



Democrats get battered around on ethics too much. Our ads should go ..


Republicans ...

Stupid on science ...
Stupid on crime ...
Stupid on finance ...
Stupid on education ...

Just plain stupid !!!!!!

[bejammin075]

5. The next time W says

He doesn't want to destroy life to save life, I hope someone asks what the deal is with Iraq.

[Maraya1969]

6. OH that runs though my mind every time the jerk endorses

"life" Also, what about all those death penalty warrants he has signed?

[Old and In the Way]

10. Too bad the embryo's couldn't enlist.

Bush would have a whole different attitude about their sacredness.

[Maine-ah]

9. my favorite MP movie!!!!

[chicagiana]

12. Life of Brian ...

... Life of Brian is the ultimate irreverance and an absolutely unacceptable message for fascists. THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!!

[earth mom]

13. Ah, so that's what * is fighting for-LOL! eom

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. Sexual Discharges (Onanism) Leviticus 15:16 The Lego Bible......

Lv 15:16
'When a man ejaculates semen...'

http://thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.html



Lv 15:16
'...he must wash his whole body with water, and will be unclean until evening.'





Lv 15:17
'Any clothing of leather touched by the ejaculated semen must be washed and will be unclean until evening.




more Mosiac Lego Laws....

[opihimoimoi]

15. Them scientist guys got 400,000 embryos in the freezer/storeroom,

They are up for adaption now that research is OUT and Life is IN....

except for Death Penalties and WAR on TERROR in IRAQ