Find your Prison Name here!!! Warning--Adult Language

[davsand]

http://www.hungry-tiger.com/_blackdot/yobitch.html

I came out as "Juicy Ass." What is your Prison Bitch name?

Laura

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Oh Lord!

Baby buns.

[KCDem]

2. um, well, obviously they don't take gender into consideration:

I was "fudge boy".

My husband will find that titillating, I'm sure.

[Bluzmann57]

5. OK ladies

Mine came back as "Hung Mother" My wife is gonna kill me. Or laugh.

[supernova]

9. I'm one too!

I'm also "Fudge Boy"! :shrug:

I think I'll type in my sister's name and see what I get. ;-)

edit: My sister would be "Fancy Pants". ROFL!!!

[jmm]

26. I noticed that too when I found out my prison name is

Huge Hung Harry

[expatriot]

88. as a poet once said, 'a hole is a hole is a hole' n/t

[binaryline]

3. Long Dong Kong

I'm flattered! ;-)

[thermodynamic]

14. Can I see?

;-) :9

[binaryline]

45. Well...

lemme think about it :evilgrin:

[Demobrat]

42. Hey, me too.

And I'm a girl!

[Sirius_on]

49. Bill Clinton = The wood-meister

nt

[slackmaster]

78. Me too!

Can I be President next?

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Would you believe its...

Mrs Grumpy...??

Okay, it's really (embarassed to type it) A$$ C*&T...can't actually type such a vulgar word. What did I do to deserve that????:evilgrin:

[jfxgillis]

6. Ox

I think I'm in pretty good shape.

Now you two punks get over here and make me feel good or I'll slit you.

[Master Gracey]

7. Provocative...

Mine was The Bastard. Huh... :bounce:

[Jalixm]

15. Keller's Fuck Boy

who's keller?

[KDLarsen]

8. Eh, I'm scared..

... "One Nut" :tinfoilhat:

[SOteric]

10. "The Crack Killer"

I can come up with so many horrifying ways to take that.

[FlashHarry]

11. "The Crack Killer"

Nice.

[thermodynamic]

12. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Glory Hole"

[ForrestGump]

52. Glory, glory, hallelujah

[Laughing Mirror]

13. The Crack Killer

how many of us can there be before we kill one another?

[liberalhistorian]

16. Yikes!

I'm "Skank Cunt"! Okay, everyone, PLEASE no jokes, or I'll get one of the Crack Killers to go after you!!!!!!

[Bossy Monkey]

40. Ditto; we've been through this before, haven't we?

Apparently Oz knows something about me that I don't

[Maddy McCall]

17. Herr Homo--LMAO!

[DS1]

18. Golden Shower Whore

uh, no

[sasquatch]

19. here is mine

"Sweet Cheeks"

[Paragon]

20. Somebody had to do it

Kobe Bryant = Hot Hole :silly:

[Rick Myers]

21. Turd Tapper

What can I say???

[Laughing Mirror]

22. George Bush = Fudge Boy

would that it were so

[supernova]

23. Karl Rove = The Alter Boy

Lovely.

[dmr]

30. Tony Blair = Cum Queen

rofl

[Khephra]

31. Ann Coulter's name is fitting

Herr Homo

:evilgrin:

She's a MAN, Baby!

[StaggerLee]

24. That's HERR Homo to you buddy!

[dmr]

25. Sugar Pussy

ROFLMAO

After seeing some of the other names, I guess this isn't so bad.
:shrug:

Yikes! Where or how in the world did you find this site? LOL

[davsand]

44. Somebody posted it over at senatesim.com

I'm a Senator over there and we have a place called The Grill--it is comparable to our Lounge here.

The sim is a fun thing to do and I strongly urge any of the DUers that are interested to check it out. Frankly, I'd love to have some liberal company over there. I am Senator Davsand over there, so I'm pretty easy to spot!


Laura

[Khephra]

27. Weed Whacker

I like!

:evilgrin:

[dmr]

28. Condi Rice = Count Suckula

hahahahaha

[Laughing Mirror]

46. Condoleezza Rice = Whore

short but sweet

[ronnykmarshall]

73. That's mine too!

Oh god! Now I have something in common with Condi! :puke:

[L.A.dweller]

84. Condalleeza Rice is a Nipple Nibbler

ha I didn't go to the web site to find that out.
I just wanted to say it.

[Kamika]

29. Fancy Pants

im fancy

[Crowdance]

32. The Harpoon

PERFECT fantasy for the penis envious.

[Phoenixtongueof fire]

33. I'm mouth mangler.........

I'm not quite sure how I should take that.
I don't think it is a compliment.
What the Hell is a mouth mangler??????

[Rick Myers]

34. Ronald Reagan=

Shit Stain LOL!!!

[Rowdyboy]

36. Fist F***er...

Better than most

[thermodynamic]

41. Put a space after ("R-O-N-A-L-D- ")

Cum Guzzler

[Darranar]

35. I submitted...

"George Bush" and got "Fudge Boy."

LOL!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. queer johnny nt

[scucci]

38. The Jacker

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[scucci]

39. Dick Cheney = Aryan Fuck Toy

OMG I'm dying laughing here!

[thermodynamic]

43. Condoleeze Rice & Colin Powell (you'll love Colin's!!!!!)

Condoleeza: Asspick
Colin: The Harpoon (apt, huh?)

[scucci]

48. LOL at Asspick!!

This is just too damn funny. Just for the poop of it try Margaret Thatcher aka Finger Fucker!

I need to grow the hell up one of these days.

[Redleg]

47. Ball sucker here!

Hmmmm

[Syn_Dem]

50. One Nut

I'm so flattered }(

[ForrestGump]

51. Sweet Cheeks

Damn straight, they're sweet.

[Bob3]

53. I got

Count Suckula.

lol.

[youngred]

54. It's Right on the money: Horse Hung Harry

:-)

[Lady President]

55. Sadly, I've been called this before...

Bitch Ho

;-)

[PunkinPi]

56. Squealing Piglet

eom

[maxanne]

57. Dildo Head

it's all in how you say it....;-)

[Ivory_Tower]

58. Gimp?!?!

But that's if I use the short version of my first name.

If I use my full first name, then I'm "Ox". Much better.

On edit: and "Ivory Tower" yields "Count Suckula". I'll stick with Ox.

[Papillon]

59. I am Sweet Lips

I can live with that.

[sugarcookie]

60. The Necrophiliac

at least it will be stiff

[Ein]

61. The Alter Boy

*shivers*

Rush Limbaugh = Skank Cunt
George Bush = Beecher
Donald Rumsfeld = Mouth-Mangler
Paul Wolfowitz = Fruity Pebbles
Dick Cheney = Boy Pussy
Ann Coulter = Herr Homo
Bill O'Rielly = Sugar Pussy
Noam Chomsky = The Perv
Howard Zinn = Ass Executioner
Chris Matthews = The Bastard
David Horowitz = Keller's Fuck Boy
Homer Simpson = Cum Stain
Peter Griffin = Hung Muther
Katie Couric = Faggot Enforcer
Karl Rove = The Alter Boy (that freaks me out)
Karl Marx = Shit Stain

[DEM FAN]

62. I Am NIPPLE NIBBLER. Yeah BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lift Up Your Shirts Ladies. :P

[ornotna]

63. Just call me...

"The Fist"
I'm not sure I know how to take that. lol

[DEM FAN]

64. Kobe Bryant. HOT HOLE. LOL

:D

[DEM FAN]

65. Bill O'reilly.... SUGAR PUSSY. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

:D :D :D

[DEM FAN]

66. Sean Hannity. ASS MUNCHER. This Is SO Freaking Funny.

:D

[DEM FAN]

67. LOL. Chris Matthews. THE BASTERD.

:D

[DEM FAN]

68. Rush Limbaugh. ASSPICK.

:D

[HellKat]

69. What!!

Fist Fucker

Okay there are two ways I think this term is use for, but I am not about to go there.

Forgot about Mr. Ashcroft

Ball Sucker

[SmileyBoy]

70. Ann Coulter is "Herr Homo"!!!!!

Das iz guud, ja??

[DrGonzoLives]

71. Queer Johnny

n/t

[Richardo]

72. HA! "The Altar Boy"!!

That was 1966! How did they know? That "permanent record" thing must be real!

[dawg]

74. Hey, I'm "The Fist" ...

I'll have to ask around to see if that name fits me.

[TXlib]

75. Mine is...

Skank Cunt

[BritishHuman]

76. I'm all alone as Fruity Pebbles

Is that good or bad?

My pebbles are fruity... I guess that's supposed to be bad?

[slackmaster]

77. You will all now call me The Wood-meister!

No prostate problems here.

[Throckmorton]

79. Boy pussy,

how did it know. Scarry stuff.

[Sean Reynolds]

80. Hung Muther

[rbnyc]

81. OMG!

Cum Guzzler!

[sangha]

82. Don't even try to bum a smoke from

"Beecher"

[Bombero1956]

83. mine

Horse Hung Harry......how'd they know?

[St. Jarvitude]

85. My prison beotch name:

I'm Count Suckula.

[Tom Kitten]

86. mine is

I kid you not... "The Harpoon" ...

well with a name like that I guess I wouldn't be on the receiving end in prison...

What's weird is that my real name is Gaelic for "the spear" or "sharp"...

Gee if ever get to prison maybe I'd get to whale ass!!!

[Best_man23]

87. Nut Buster

My g/f would concur.