Hilaura Bush?

[Atlas Mugged]

Since they've decided to unmercifully shove Pickles down our throats (did you see the pic of her damned near frenching the Wailing Wall?) to boost Crusader Bunnypants dismal poll numbers, it's time to come up with a new name for her that's guaranteed to make freeper heads explode. They threw hissy fits because Hilary Clinton was vocal, but it's okay for Pickles? Fuck that shit - just tag "Hil" on her name. And don't get all sacred on Senator Clinton, either. I voted for her, and I support her, but she can piss me off, too. Which is the way it's suppose to be. I refuse to worship politicians and blindly follow their every decree.

So, I submit Hilaura Bush. Any other suggestions?

[bahrbearian]

1. Lumpy

Lump in the Bed.