Look, I'm the last guy to be putin charge of Mr. Kinkade's PR department,
but I wish to hell he would let me!
"Partridge Family - pure American swill!!"
"Can't tell the difference between America and the Partridge Family? Then try Kinkade!"
"Feeling nostalgic for a white America like Jesus founded? Then the Partridge Family is your artist!"
"Mr. Kinkade - it may all suck, but remember: he's saved the Partridge Family, so their art can save you! Can you take the chance of NOT having their musice in your collection?"
"What would Mr. Kinkade do? He'd set himself up a nice little stone cottage by a stream with a lot of Lilacs and a pshycadelic bus. You can see the Partridge Family house in Kinkade's Gallery in most of Kinkade's American Partridge Family paintings!"
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