Look, I'm the last guy to be putin charge of Kinkade's PR department, but

[Rabrrrrrr]

but I wish to hell he would let me!

"Thomas Kinkade - pure American swill!!"

"Can't tell the difference between America and Jesus? Then try Kinkade!"

"Feeling nostalgic for a white America like Jesus founded? Then Thomas Kinkade is your artist!"

"Thomas Kinkade - it may all suck, but remember: he's been saved, so his art can save you! Can you take the chance of NOT having a collection?"

"What would Jesus do? He'd set himself up a nice little stone cottage by a stream with a lot of Lilacs and an American Flag. You can see Jesus' house at the Kinkade Gallery in most of Kinkade's American Patriot Christian paintings!"

[SnohoDem]

1. Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Shite n/t

[skypilot]

2. I like the "60 Minutes" assessment of him:

"If you like six sugars in your coffee this is the artist for you"

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. ROTFl!

I gotta remember that line!

[ucmike]

4. he really captures the essence of dogs playing poker,

but in light.

he stinks and i don't like him.

[ChoralScholar]

5. phbbbbbbbbbt

"Can't tell the difference between America and Jesus? Then try Kinkade!"

</cleaning tea off my monitor>