Why are you so paranoid?

[johnnie]

Yeah...you!

[Lavender Brown]

1. Why do you ask?

[johnnie]

6. Curiosity

I guess.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *looking around* Who, me?

[Go_Nukyuler_On_GOP]

3. Who wants to know???

[johnnie]

8. The voices

[Go_Nukyuler_On_GOP]

9. Make them go away!!!

:)

[jswordy]

4. Because everyone's against me!

With kudos to Maj. Frank Burns, 4077th MASH

[SOteric]

5. They're everywhere

[johnnie]

14. So I have heard

"They" were speaking to me through my television. They stopped after I turned it on.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Why do you keep hanging up on my voicemail?

[johnnie]

10. Oh

I thought I was hanging up on *you*. I wondered why you say the same thing each time. I thought you were stuck.

[Abelman]

11. It's not paranoia!

It's just...they're after me!

[johnnie]

17. I'm not paranoid

EVERYONE just thinks I am.

[hfojvt]

12. because I am just that way, twice as nerdy as I need to be

paranoid - two noids

[johnnie]

18. Two of these?

[hfojvt]

21. common misconception - that's actually a spazz

obviously, the dweebs who wrote the ads, called it a noid because - a) they were not cool enough to know the difference, and b) they thought it would be cool to rhyme

[mcscajun]

13. How do *you* know I'm paranoid? And why are you staring at me like that?

Huh?

[Double T]

15. BIG BROTHER Is Always Watching And Listening And God Knows ...

...what else.

[chelsea0011]

16. I's those damn footsteps I hear in between the footsteps I take

[MisterP]

19. because I pay attention

head for the hills!

[maveric]

20. Because everyone is against me/talking about me and I see helicopters!

And my phone is bugged, my e-mail is "carnivored"....
I have my reasons!

[youthere]

22. Because the voices in my head tell me I should be.

[terrya]

23. Because of your constant plotting against me!

Dammit, johnnie! :scared:

[NMMNG]

24. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you!