cigarette break, anyone?

[chickenscratching]

more like a DEATH STICK break!!! GO HOME YOU STUPID TAR BREATHERS!!!!



heeheee---smokers, what's the silliest thing or explitive you've heard in regards to your personal life choice?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I hate when my cigarettes break.

:(

[chickenscratching]

4. or get wet

that's rather annoying. but breaking, yes, not a fun experience.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. That reminds me of a Bo Carter song.

[jswordy]

7. Yeah, then ya gotta screw the other end into the filter...

...and try to hold both together while you get a few drags out of it. DON'T FLICK THE ASH! Oh well, it just fell apart and is all over the sidewalk now. Sigh. These are the kinds of things that make ya want another one, ain't they?

[ret5hd]

2. come, chickenscratching...let us burn tobacco together.

[chickenscratching]

5. let's do it!

[mark414]

3. i remember a thread on here awhile ago

where someone said they would always ask people to bum a cigarette, and then would break it in half right in front of them.

that's pretty fucked up

[GirlinContempt]

10. Thats stupid

[chickenscratching]

12. that's very fucked up

and very mean. i don't go up to people bumming liters of booze just to get it and smash it on the floor.

[mr blur]

14. Hmm, so if I asked someone to borrow their Bible,

and then tore it up in front of them, that would be OK, right?

[Lowell]

17. Burning Bibles

Actually when I was on my way to Nam one of the guys who had just returned told me be sure I took one of those little New Testaments from the donut dollys when I got there. The pages were just the right size for rolling joints. I'm glad I took his advice, but I should have asked for a few more copies. It was a long 13 months.

[streblin]

21. Must be a compassionate conservative

always trying to invoke their idealogy on U :puke:

[kimchi]

6. Once upon a time I broke people's cigs.

But karma bit me in the ass-now I'm addicted.

[Shoeempress]

9. You mean smoking is bad for me?! God I've never heard that before.

[chickenscratching]

11. heh.

that's a classic. don't forget! all smokers are bad and stupid and don't know the harmful effects of smoking!!!

[Shoeempress]

16. Lets see, preachy, self righteous, are you sure you belong on this

board?

[chickenscratching]

19. youre joking with me right?

[LynneSin]

13. As long as your personal life choice doesn't affect mine...

...which is to breath nicotine free air

[evlbstrd]

15. No shotguns, then.

[youthere]

18. I hate I HATE I HATE..

when I go to a store and I have to get through "the smokers gauntlet" to get inside. You know what I'm talking about...the 5 or ten smokers hovering by the door, gunning that last stick just before they go shopping.

[Blue-Jay]

20. If we could smoke inside, it wouldn't be a problem.

right?

[youthere]

22. You're welcome to smoke inside...

as long as you can keep YOUR smoke from MY lungs.

You don't have to like smoking outside just like I don't have to like walking through a nasty stinking cloud of cigarette smoke.