Headlines We'd Like To Read, May 24, 2005

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President Lectures Third Graders On Filibuster

"You see," said the President, "the word itself is a contradiction
in terminus. That's legal talk. What it means is like the word is
both boy and girl. 'Buster' is boy, right? And 'fili' is like
French for poodle or something. And like all poodles, it's a girl.
So you see, the word is both a boy and a girl and that's like not
American. And stuff."

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1. Rove Credits 'The Joker' For His WH Demeanor

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2. Karl Rove whips out genitals at Press Confernce

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3. "Frist and Delay Resign"

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4. Chinese Markets Demonstrate Against Legal Hunting Of Feral Cats

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