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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 05:55 PM Original message |
How do you deal with door-to-door evangelists? |
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synthia (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. Open the door nekid....works for me |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 05:59 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. What if they're NOT evangelists? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
43. Worse....what if it's Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. I just don't answer the door... |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
4. I say |
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Alenne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. I don't open the door |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
44. I basically never open the door, to anyone |
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Alenne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:36 PM Response to Reply #44 |
53. I don't either |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. Usually Jehovahs' witnesses. I tell them I can't be one |
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Bluzmann57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. As I said earlier |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
31. AMF? |
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joycep (847 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. That is so funny |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. Send them to a bad niehbor |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
8. Blame them for enabling bush to be a murderer, |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
9. I tell them I'm Jewish. Good bye. |
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Kolesar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
11. I get Jehova's Witnesses here, and I live in a Mormon neighborhood |
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KDLarsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Well, picture this... |
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TheReligiousLeft (647 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 12:32 AM Response to Reply #11 |
71. Lutheran Synod meeting--Mormon Girls |
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silverweb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
13. On those rare occasions... |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. No Way! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
15. With any unwanted guest |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Bad eyesight on my part led me to believe I read that |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:29 PM Original message |
Ah yes, the famous |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
39. no longer outlawed, since we don't recognize treaties any more.. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:37 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. I refuse to pay for what I can do for free even better! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:39 PM Response to Reply #17 |
46. You know her so well |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:42 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Hey, - that fart thing was YOUR idea, Mr. StinkyPants |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:22 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. Not just A guy, but the originator, the archetypal, the |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:26 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Boy, I'll say it was somebody else. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:29 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. That'd be cool! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:46 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Yea verily |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:59 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Hey, |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:05 PM Response to Reply #50 |
58. It would certainly be enough to make any evangelicals |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:08 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Fundamentalists don't take kindly to Whoopee-Cushion People |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:10 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. *LOL* |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:13 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. "crap- better fold her up and stick her in the Bible" |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 08:27 AM Response to Reply #48 |
77. Big Chief Thunderpants & Princess Wind in Pants, are two |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 07:58 AM Response to Reply #17 |
76. That's perfectly inflected flatulence, pardner! |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:59 PM Response to Reply #15 |
56. AAAAAAYYY! Paisanne!!!! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:00 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Well, now and again, actually. |
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TheBigGuy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
16. "We don't need any, We're Catholic!" |
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sandnsea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:09 PM Response to Reply #16 |
29. A Catholic friend says |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. Haven't had any door2door |
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Blue_Chill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
20. Tell them I am under the influence of Roman leaders |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. I have a sign |
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twilight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:53 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. no solicitors sign here too |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:58 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. Let me know if you want a copy of my sign |
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Melsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
22. I live in the desert on a dirt road |
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AnAmerican (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
23. Ahh the joys of living in a key access apt. building :) |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
24. Other methods |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
25. Politely. |
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Kamika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
27. Invite them in and talk and talk and talk and talk |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:09 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Thats what I do |
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Too Smart To Fight (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. Convert them to satanism, |
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enough (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
32. One day my husband was working on the roof |
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mlawson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
33. What door to door evangelists?? |
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comradebillyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
34. don't deal with them-try i am buisy now so sorry good by and |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
35. hee hee - I get to say something I really like saying to them, |
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Master Gracey (39 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
37. What I want to do. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:07 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. No - - - - no no no no - do it the other way! |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:12 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Oh that's good! |
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Master Gracey (39 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:15 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. BRAVO!!! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 08:20 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. ROTFL! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
51. Ah jus' gen'ly shewt 'em |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
52. Always wanted to have a black mass |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
60. I give them their very own copy of "Kissing Hank's Ass"... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:32 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. ROTFLMAO!! |
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Augspies (277 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 12:16 AM Response to Reply #60 |
69. Oh.......My.......Hank? |
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Ramsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
61. I tell them I'm an atheist |
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LWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
64. The most effective response to date: |
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LibInternationalist (861 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
66. one of my friends from high school |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
67. mostly jehovah's witnesses around here... |
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SheIsNotMyFirstLady (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-03 11:45 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. A few months ago two Jehovah's witnesses . . . |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 12:22 AM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Pagans, You gatta tell um you from the Pagan tribe |
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TheReligiousLeft (647 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
72. Evangelize right back |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 04:35 AM Response to Original message |
73. I'd invite them in |
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Dover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 04:47 AM Response to Original message |
74. " Well...I wondered when you sinners would get here. I have risen! " |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 07:55 AM Response to Original message |
75. "I don't need your 'god'..." |
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Interrobang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-03 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
78. I don't usually yell at them... |
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