Have you found Jesus?

[SmileyBoy]

Cause I've been looking for him all day.

[JimmyJazz]

1. Is he lost again? That dude needs a map and a compass for sure.

[Dr.Phool]

14. He couldn't find his ass

With both hands and a coon hound.

[hyphenate]

2. Where do you last remember putting him? eom

[SmileyBoy]

7. Last I saw him, he and I were at the zoo.

I saw him go buy a Sno-Cone, then he just wandered off...

[jandrok]

3. He's down at the taqueria

Puttin' away a plate of cheese enchildas. Why?

[Orsino]

4. deleted

[Orsino]

5. Oops. Yes.

Sorry about the boot-print, but how many times do I have to tell you to pick up your messiahs when you're done playing with them?

[KittyWampus]

6. He's Just To The Left Of Waldo

[u4ic]

8. I think the Rethugs are holding him

lest he pull a Galloway and expose them yet again...

[DIKB]

9. I've always wanted

to buy one of those fake arms at novelty shops, drill a hole through the hand, paint blood around it, and hang it out of my car trunk. With a sign over it saying "I FOUND JESUS !!!"

I live in the Bible Belt, and I LOVE messing with fundies.

[nuxvomica]

18. You must do that

And take pictures.
:rofl:

[Fuzz]

10. Last time he wandered away,

I put one of those Lojak thingies on him, but everytime I call the cops and tell him to activate my Jesus' lojak, they hang up on me.

I think they are sinning liberals or sumting.

[bunkerbuster1]

11. He's on the swings

Per the Simpsons, a few weeks ago. Just stares into space. God wonders what on Earth we did to him.

[MrScorpio]

12. I didn't know that I lost him

Over here, my man!

[dhinojosa]

13. He drank gigantic juice, and now is guiding traffic on I-40.

[TK421]

15. He's in the trunk of my Camry

:evilgrin:

[Samurai_Writer]

16. Jesus Magnets...

Damn, the "I've Found Jesus -- he was behind the sofa the whole time" image is not showing up.

[mopinko]

17. ya gonna put him

in da chipper dare?