The Chim-Chim-meny of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gee, a lot of being president is looking up-beat, saying "Things are just great!" and "Look to the future," and stuff. So I watch Julie Andrews movies each morning on the treadmill, and listen to the sountrack to "The Sound of Music" and great Disney flicks like "Lady and the Tramp" when I shower and eat breakfast. It's not always easy to be president, but if I think good, wholesome and happy thoughts, I can do it a lot easier. Plus I stay away from all newspapers and skip my briefings."

[underpants]

1. What are you looking at? I never promised you a rose garden

:thumbsdown:

[JHB]

2. "Ain't that sweet?"...

..."Somebody's puttin' purty flowers on that soldier's gravestone."

[AlGore-08.com]

3. What a beautiful spot for a oil derrick.

I don't care if it is the White House lawn. Screw history. Let's drill.

[Mr. Jinx]

8. Yeah- who put all of these flowers here?

Halliburton needs another contract!

[Bossy Monkey]

4. How much of this clown's schedule is spent walking around outside

for goofy photo ops? Somebody ought to make a slideshow.

[underpants]

7. W is trying to figure out......

how he can get the extra key from under the doormat without everyone knowing he locked himself out again.

I swear that is what he looks like in these walkin' 'round photos.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

5. Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee...

Must hide from the cameras... Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee...

[underpants]

6. See we told you it would be a cakewalk

:puke:

[pansypoo53219]

9. ooh pretty

i like flowers.

[pdx_prog]

10. man....

this is a GREAT place for an oil well.....

[cosmicdot]

11. W: memo to self, remember to have these weeds pulled up

... a quick line and I'll be wide-awake ...

[skip fox]

12. Come on, DU give it up for Monday!

:toast:

[skip fox]

13. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[skip fox]

14. dupe, sorry

n/t

[cosmicdot]

15. W is thinking: nothing like new underwear to give you that extra

confidence ... walking tall and stuff ...