A Joke For Friday.

[aden_nak]

A man walks into a bar called "Right And Proud" and orders a drink. When the bartender brings him his beer, he asks in a loud voice, "Does anyone want to hear a really funny George Bush joke?"

The bartender leans over towards him and says, "Buddy, I don't know if you saw the sign on the front of this bar, but that might not be a very good idea."

"Why not?" asks the man.

The bartender grimaces. "Well, I'm a Republican, myself. The two bouncers are Republicans. That guy over there in the corner? He's a Republican and a crocodile wrestler. And his buddy? He's a Republican and a weightlifter. And my boss, in the back? He's a die-hard Republican and a gun collecter."

"Ohhhh," says the man. "Well thanks for warning me."

"You're welcome," replies the bartender.

"Yeah," says the man. "There's nothing more annoying than having to explain a joke half a dozen times!"

[hoffmanmotors]

1. Old...recycled....but pretty funny

:7

[aden_nak]

2. Nuts. I'd never heard it before.

[kedrys]

3. Me neither - I laughed :) n/t