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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:03 PM
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What is the rudest candy bar ever?
This one.



:wow:

Witness:

1. The red color suggests it's arrogant and strut-wrothy.
2. It's salted.
3. It's got nuts.
4. It says roll
5. The shape of their mascot is disturbing.
6. Read the caption the disturbing-looking mascot says.
7. Never mind where the mascot's right hand is, which also explains why the mascot is saying what it is...

Again. :wow: This candy is NOT for children.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:05 PM
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1. The turd-shaped one in the pool in Casddyshack.
You know: the one that Bill Murray eats after he drains the pool!
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:13 PM
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5. Baby Ruth
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:05 PM
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2. Nestle Yorkie: "It's Not For Girls!"


Lucky Girls, I say.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:07 PM
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3. Do I want to buy that?
Is it in the shape of something women normally wouldn't care for?

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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:11 PM
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4. Is it your position that women only have feelings for shapes?
My position is somewhere between the waitress and her table.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:22 PM
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6. Zero


Zero what?

For the record, I adore Zero bars.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:24 PM
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7. Wouldn't you like to have my Salted Nut Roll in your mouth?
Edited on Thu May-19-05 05:25 PM by ComerPerro
And, remember. It's Fun Sized!

:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:27 PM
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8. Sure!
:evilgrin:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:30 PM
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9. Lets see if we can't get this thread locked
LOL
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:32 PM
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10. Okay, the fun's over.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:37 PM
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11. Ahh man
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 05:43 PM
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12. Yup, you just ended. Was it fun while it lasted?
:evilgrin:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 06:16 PM
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13. This is what Limbaugh eats
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