BREAKING; Glenn Beck shoots Rush Limbaugh!

[benburch]

BREAKING; Glenn Beck shoots Rush Limbaugh!

UPDATED: 4:17 pm EDT May 19, 2005

West Palm Beach, FL - Talk show host Rush Limbaugh was shot today while enroute to home. Mr. Limbaugh was treated by paramedics and then life-flighted to Palm Beach Gardens Medical Center. No word on his condition is available at this time.

Police have taken talk host Glenn Back into custody, but will not comment at this time. Witnesses on the scene report that Beck was found by police sitting on a curb with a pistol on his lap, crying and saying "I swear! I thought he was Micheal Moore! Nobody told me Rush had put on so much weight!"

[Shell Beau]

1. Is this a joke that I don't get?

:shrug:

[benburch]

2. Yes!

Glenn Beck threatened Michael Moore's life on the air the other day.

And presently there is a rumor afoot that Limbaugh has been shot...

I put the two together and... :D

[Shell Beau]

4. okay, well I also heard something

about Rush being shot and I thought I read something about Glen wanting to shoot Michael Moore. Somedays I am little slow, you have to forgive me!:eyes:

[MrMonk]

5. I want to hear more about Rush getting his shots

I bet Daryn made him do it before she would touch him.

[benburch]

6. You seriously think they have EVER had sex?

Rush is a deeply closeted gay man.

I really doubt he could even "get it up" for a woman. Not that thinking of Daryn would do much of anything even for a VERY horny straight man...

[MissB]

3. See GD for a current discussion of Beck's on-radio threat about

killing Moore.