Selling my soul in a buyer's market. Who wants to own my soul?

[Modem Butterfly]

Best offer gets a certificate worthy of hanging.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Ever since that thread the other day ................

[Sugar Smack]

2. Well, I COULD, I think...

but if I owned your soul and it was worth 6 times what I paid for it in ten years, would you be willing to buy it back, provided I hadn't sold it to a third party before then?

[Sugar Smack]

3. Also, what were you thinking of as currency?

Thanks in advance.

[Modem Butterfly]

4. What do you have?

I'm willing to barter.

[Sugar Smack]

7. Well, over HERE I've got jewels,

and over THERE I've got a large wad of cash. And over there, lovely cowrie shells. Yonder, I have a big bag of Jack, with a side of diddly.

I've got lots in this bag. What do you like?

[Modem Butterfly]

11. Oooh! SPARKLIES!

Modem LIKES sparklies. They make the nest so attractive!


What's the smiley for jumping up and down while clapping hands and squealing delightedly?

[Sugar Smack]

15. Aaaaaaaaah, sparklies for the nest!

long strings of rhinestones, twinkling in the track lighting. Real diamonds and lots of rubies. Over here are some sequins and cut glass. Pretty! And some faceted mirror-covered things, like disco balls. It's sensory overload for everyone! I have blue and red glass dinnerware, as well.

[Zuni]

5. hmmm...how much will it appreciate over time?

I might be thinking of chopping it into bits and selling the stock in your soul...the parts are worth more than the whole

[Modem Butterfly]

9. Well, it's sort of been around the block a few times

It's got some definite scuff marks, and that scar from last November is probably permanent. Also, it's got some coffee stains, but beyond that, it's in pretty good repair.

[Beetwasher]

6. How About A Trade?

My innocence for your soul?

[Modem Butterfly]

8. Um... it isn't sticky or anything, is it?

;)

[Beetwasher]

10. Not Sticky, Just SLIGHTLY Tarnished

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

12. I already get bulk rates...

None of that retail dickering for me.

;)

[Modem Butterfly]

18. No, no dickering, just the soul

No body parts are included in this deal.

:evilgrin:

[jandrok]

13. Will the certificate have one of those cool foil seal thingies?

Those are neat-o. If it's got one of those, I'm in for the bidding!

[Schema Thing]

14. I'll want an option on your major organs as well

what's the use of an extra soul in the happenstance that my body fails me?

Hey, it's a buyer's market.

[Modem Butterfly]

19. How about one kidney and my sense of moral outrage?

Damn thing seems to be going off left and right these days anyway.

[Shell Beau]

16. Can you play a fiddle?

I hear the devil will compete with you for your soul.

[Modem Butterfly]

20. No, but I do live in Georgia

I wonder if the devil would accept a challenge to a clarinet competition?

[Shell Beau]

21. I am sure he'll bet you a clarinet of gold

against your soul because he thinks he's better than you.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Does it come with a warranty? Do I have to register it somewhere...

:shrug:

[Modem Butterfly]

22. Only if you want technical support