Pregnant Wookie devours songbird at Graduation Ceremony--Newsweek

[Zuni]

[matcom]

1. put a fucking BELL on your Wookie

or i'll take the damned thing to the POUND

[underpants]

2. Hey

you got change for a five?

[Zuni]

3. keep him outta my yard---I just planted those flowers

[El Fuego]

4. I suppose Newsweek will retract the story now.

Even though there's plenty of corroborative evidence Wookie ate the bird.

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. That's only because the source recanted when..

threatened with no diploma. They are sticking by the story but acknowledging they screwed up by using a wonky source. Oh, the University cleared the story but is now blaming Newsweek for giving their school a bad reputation and causing rioting on the football field that injured one cheerleader and knocked out the mascot.

[Zuni]

6. I heard they quoted one of the campus stoners

[Pacifist Patriot]

8. Dude, I resemble that remark. Hey, is that a bird?

[jukes]

7. songbirds are a myth

wookies are merely very large feral cats.

graduating is giving into the man.

peace/out.



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