25 Lines from Star Wars improved by substituting the word "Underpants"

[Richardo]

An oldie but a goodie.

My favorite: #6: "I find your lack of underpants disturbing."

"Eeeeewiest" one: # 20: "Your underpants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!"

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What lines would YOU add? Hm?

[LynzM]

1. LOL

Excellent!! :rofl: These are great!

[Jessica]

2. "That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!"

:spray:

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Use the underpants, Luke.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Your underpats powers will not work on me, boy!

[Arkana]

5. "These underpants are now the ULTIMATE POWER in the universe!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous underpants, Lord Vader.

[AllegroRondo]

7. "Never heard of the Millenium Falcon?

It made the Underpants run in 20 parsecs!"

[Arkana]

10. "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon."

"Chewie here tells me you're looking for underpants."

[Mutley]

8. 2. You are unwise to lower your underpants.

:rofl: !!!!

[Richardo]

9. They must be trying to return the stolen underpants to the princess.

She may yet be of some use to us.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. "I don't know...I've got a baaaad feeling about underpants"

And of course, "May the Force be with underpants."

[chuckrocks]

12. i see

i see your swartz is as big as mine, but let's see how you handle your underpants.
oops, wrong space movie

[underpants]

13. Luke, I am your underpants

[Richardo]

14. He'd better have those underpants in the South Ridge repaired by midday,

...or there'll be hell to pay.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. I felt a great disturbance in the underpants,

as if millions of voices cried out, then were suddenly silenced.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. That's no moon.

It's space underpants.

[4_Legs_Good]

17. "But I was going into Tashi's station to pick up some underpants"

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and underpants,

never for attack.

[Mutley]

19. Today has seen the end of Obi-Wan, and it will soon see the end of the

underpants!

[Lannes]

21. Lea to Han

Lea: "I love your underpants"

Han: "I know"

[KurtNYC]

20. A tremor in the underpants....

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

also:
"Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser"

[KurtNYC]

22. How long have you had these underpants? About three or four seasons...

They're up for sale if you want them!

the motherload here: http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. :mindtrick: You don't need to see his underpants.

[KurtNYC]

25. These aren't the underpants you're looking for

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. The force can have a strong influence on the underpants-minded.

[Enraged_Ape]

23. And I thought these underpants smelled bad on the outside!!