Hey, guess what? After four years on DU I AM my own STALKER!

[kick-ass-bob]

:scared:

[kick-ass-bob]

1. hey baby...

:silly:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. ack!

[Misunderestimator]

2. I believe it.

:bounce:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. don't make my stalker stalk you!

:crazy:

[autorank]

4. Do you have MUD - multiple username disorder?

:think:

[kick-ass-bob]

7. No - what's worse it is the same username!!

:hide:

[autorank]

11. kiss-ass, dude, you need immediate help!

Go to the "Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group" immediately and talk to the intake office. Just say no to SUD (split unername disorder).

Merge those two :pals: and make yourself number one. You can beat this bob, I know you can.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. you've been on DU four years?

what was your user name before?

[kick-ass-bob]

8. actually, no.

I just didn't change that part.
May/June '03 though, I think.

mrboba1
screaming lord bob (for a week or so)

[amazona]

6. I wish I was my own stalker

I am too lazy.

My stalker seems to have hunkered down and found someone else to harass for a couple weeks. Keep your fingers crossed.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[kick-ass-bob]

10. It is quite helpful for post-padding to be your own!

:silly: