Woman Cut Husband's Penis With Scissors

[matcom]

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WAUPACA — A rural New London woman is charged with substantial battery for allegedly cutting her husband’s penis with a scissors — an injury that required 15 stitches to repair.

Theresa L. Hedtke, 42, N2631 Hutchinson Road, appeared Monday before Waupaca County Circuit Judge Raymond Huber, who released her on a $5,000 signature bond. She faces further proceedings next Tuesday.

As a condition of her bond, she is not allowed to have contact with her 38-year-old husband.


She allegedly cut him because she was trying to get him to confess to having an affair. Hedtke allegedly told police she didn’t intend to cut her husband.

The husband was taken to New London Family Medical Center, where he received treatment.

http://www.wisinfo.com/postcrescent/news/archive/local_21072610.shtml

[Zuni]

1. "didn't intend to cut him"

yet she took scissors to his genitalia. odd. :shrug:

[Shell Beau]

2. Ouch!

:o

[peekaloo]

3. Apparently when he stated he needed a little extra trim

she complied.

:shrug:

[sui generis]

4. Gives the expression "cutting back on sex" an entirely new meaning /nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. ba-dum-bum! oy!

[underpants]

6. "substantial battery "

I'd say