Just a standard rant against the republicans/freeps/fundy fucks

[Rabrrrrrr]

Goddamn, you people are hypocritical sonsabitches who wouldn't know the words of Jesus if they were tattoed on the back of the young boy you were raping while protesting abortions and calling for "moral values" in the schools you refuse to fund.

You fucks.

Fuck off.

GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!

[MrScorpio]

1. ...On the horse you rode under

I just had to add that

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. LOL!!

Cuz it's okay to fuck anything that's warm and moist, as long as your republican. Otherwise, it's bestiality and, I believe, illegal. Certainly unbiblical.

[AlienGirl]

10. You forgot VIBRATES.

It has to be warm and moist and vibrating.

I wonder where those vibrating mules come from anyway?

Tucker

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I did! Forgot all about "vibrates"

what a bunch of sick fuck republicans we have running this country. And their people think they are virtuous jesus-loving perfect people!

[Seabiscuit]

26. You forgot the cowbell! More cowbell!

[Parche]

14. mr scorpio

YOU ROCK!!! I am thirsty is the bar open yet?


Lets kick some Repub a$$ now!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Sigh.....

swoon.....

:loveya:

Did you just hear all the sighing Rabrrrrrr?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I did!

Did you faint? I'd be really moved if you fainted. Or I guess swooned would be the proper word.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. I went all floppy in my desk chair, does that count?

Then I came to when my daughter used the smelling salts on me. "Reading that Rabrrrrrr character again, are ya?" she said.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And then you said, "Yes, hamburger. In threes."

And then she threw some vinyl siding at you, to which you responded by rolling around on the floor in a puddle of Hershey's chocolate while the oboist played a b-flat for 53 minutes.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. No, silly, that was my dream last night!

And I had a penis. :crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. A dork?

Or just a regular penis?

Was there an inflatable Dudley Do Right hovering over you, dripping from his face the bile of a thousand screaming barrel-smiths?

[Bouncy Ball]

13. A regular one, but it scared me.

And everyone was dressed in peach and lime green and I saw my deceased grandparents and I was trying to plant cauliflower in front of a hotel.

Don't ask.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Those are the best kinds of dreams!

I love the ones that make no sense! I want to write plays like that.

Planting cauliflower in front of a hotel. Priceless!

The ones I especially DON'T like are the ones in which I have to go to the bathroom, and the only toilet(s) is(are) right out in the open in vastly public areas, like the hallway of the mall, or on the dance floor, or the middle of a store. I don't know why I have those dreams, but I do.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. NOTHING that comes from you, my dear Rabrrrrrr,

is STANDARD! *swoon* I love strong, sexy, intelligent males!


:blush:


:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Woo hoo! Thanks!!

:woohoo:

[DS1]

7. Dear Freeper. You should be beaten to death like your boy Jaysus

[Left Is Write]

15. Rabrrrrrr, Rabrrrrrr, Rabrrrrr.

You really must stop this.

:loveya:

You're turning too many heads, and your fan club is getting just a little too big. ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

19. Drat.

I thought you wouldn't see this one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Hey - I posted in your other thread that you said was for me

You should read it!

[Bouncy Ball]

22. You did?

I thought it dropped into outer space without you seeing it.

"She has a big fucking mouth!"

Julia Roberts in "The Last Inuit"

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. That's a good line!

[Left Is Write]

23. *raises eyebrow*

Did you really think I'd miss it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Well, I like to be noticed, I have to admit

Mostly I like to rant, though.

[cassandra uprising]

18. ...

:applause:

[NMMNG]

25. I just had to recommend that

It so succinctly gets to the real crux of the matter.

I love it!