The envelope says 'Take a Deep Breath.'

short bus president

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Wed May-18-05 04:17 PM
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The envelope says 'Take a Deep Breath.'

It's my credit card statement. Are they trying to tell me something?

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VelmaD

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Wed May-18-05 04:18 PM
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1. Yes...

Edited on Wed May-18-05 04:19 PM by VelmaD

breathing is important and you should do it daily. Like flossing...only different.

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short bus president

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Wed May-18-05 04:20 PM
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3. We'll get in to the stringy stuff coming out of my nose another time...

I just wonder WTF motivated my credit card company to instruct me to breathe deeply before opening their latest statement of "you owe us this."

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VelmaD

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Wed May-18-05 04:22 PM
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5. Well...

have you opened it yet to find out?

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short bus president

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Wed May-18-05 04:26 PM
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6. as a matter of fact, yes.

And get this - it wasn't even my statement, but a bundle of "convenience checks" they want me to use. Why the fuck did I need to breathe deeply for that? I'm not gonna use their damned $20-a-pop "convenience checks." Dumb bastards.

You'd think they were sending me anthrax or something.

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VelmaD

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Wed May-18-05 04:27 PM
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7. Uh...I hope you were wearing gloves...

Edited on Wed May-18-05 04:28 PM by VelmaD

and a mask when you opened that. Please go take a bath in Clorox immediately and then wait for Homeland Security to come pick you up.

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short bus president

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Wed May-18-05 04:30 PM
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8. You think US homeland security could find this place???

Fuck that noise. I seceded from North Carolina MONTHS ago. This is now officially the independent nation of Scavery Acres. My homeland security snores and farts a lot.

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VelmaD

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Wed May-18-05 04:32 PM
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9. Awww...look at the cute little...

weapons of mass destruction. :)

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supernova

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Wed May-18-05 04:19 PM
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2. But don't sniff the evenlope glue!

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short bus president

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Wed May-18-05 04:21 PM
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4. Pssssssssssssssh!

Unless I marked all over it with sharpies, I have no interest in sniffing it. ;-)

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