Who'd a THUNK it? Federline not paying promised child support to his ex

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Tab/Archive2005/050513.html

"I have talked to (Kevin) about giving me regular support payments, and he says he will. But then I don't hear from him for days at a time. And when he does finally call, it's just to get the kids for some sort of photo opportunity with Britney so they can pretend to be one big happy family."

--Shar Jackson in the Enquirer, on ex Kevin Federline. The jilted girlfriend also vented to the Globe, contrasting her take on KevFed with the one put forward by his and Brit's new sanitized "reality" show, Chaotic. "In the past year," she says, "he's broken up with me, been through a bizarre wedding and become father to a new baby with me and another on the way with Britney." And all that without even having a job!



Below: Shar Jackson, with the jobless Federline's bun in the oven, in apparently happier days:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. That's just sad.

I mean, it's not like he can't afford it. Think of all the money he got that time The Leader crashed on his dirt farm.

[Avalux]

2. Meanwhile......

Mr. Spears gets regular guys only weekends in Vegas, paid for by Britney. How disgusting.

[LynneSin]

3. He doesn't pay - he should go to jail

Let's see of Mr. Spears gets conjugal visits in the slammer

[WI_DEM]

4. It would take a loser like Brittany to find a loser like him husband

material.

[ReadTomPaine]

5. He belongs with Spears, they are made for each other..

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/17452004.htm

"Smelly Britney asked to put shoes back on"

Britney Spears was left red-faced when she was reportedly asked to put her shoes back on during a flight - because her feet smelled. .

Sources claim several passengers of the flight from Los Angeles to New York complained about the stench after Britney slipped off her shoes. So an air stewardess had to ask the pop babe to put them back on. .

A passenger told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained." .

Britney is said to have blushed when politely asked to do something about the smell, and blamed the odour on her shoes. The passenger added: "Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on."

Umm, no Britney. It's that bathing thing, not your shoes. Soap and water hon.

[Fleshdancer]

6. so he's an even BIGGER ass than he looks.

My mom worked for the TX child support agency for a number of years and she would tell me so many horrible stories of rich deadbeat parents. Disgusting pieces of s**t, every single one of them.

[tjdee]

7. Dirtbag, plain and simple. No job, no talent....shows how dumb Britney is.

They probably deserve each other.

If anything, Britney should be FORCING him to pay child support so *she* doesn't look like a stupid dummy.

There's something to be said for being blind in love and making stupid mistakes (everyone does that)... she'll find that out when he wants alimony payments.

What kind of man is that?

[bullwinkle428]

8. Next week, on "Chaotic":

Hey Brit...which drawer do you keep your checkbook in?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. I'm old, but, still, I'm wondering

What kind of moronic female would actually have sex with that guy, let alone allow him to impregnate her?

My flesh is really crawling..................

[supernova]

10. The same female who thinks

a deadbeat guy is better than no guy. That's who.

She's going to grow up the hard way.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. So..........

she'll be the younger generation's Liz Taylor?

Beautiful. At least she'll be fun to watch.

[havocmom]

11. I recall an episode of Oprah about women with deadbeat mates

Damn near choked when Oprah remarked after a couple of really harrowing tales, something about 'damn, even a bitch in heat is a little picky.'

It was a classic

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. I hate Oprah

Hate her ever since I read a quote from her (in TV Guide, in the market checkout line). She said, "I want to lift everyone up to where I am."

That was enough for me. Friggin' lunatic messianic headcase. She's not yet done anything to prove me wrong.

But, that's a great quote. Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then, eh?

[NYYFan]

12. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover

but, COME ON ! Nothing about him says "winner". Britney sure can pick'em.