Somebody! Anybody! SOS!

[JimmyJazz]

Help me! Everyone's being a meanypants to me - first it was all the earworms, then LynneSin said I gave her the plague, then progmom said I'm a pot bellied old man.....

SOMEBODY BE NICE TO ME, please.

[benburch]

1. Be nice? OK!

But as I am a sadist, I might have a different notion of nice than you do.

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

4. Add one more meanypants to my list!

I'm taking names and telling skinner :cry:

[arcane1]

2. for a plague-stricken pot-bellied old man...

you're pretty cool :P

[JimmyJazz]

6. Finally! The voice of reason!

:hi: Hi Love Bug! Where have you been hiding?

[arcane1]

100. oh I'm hiding all over the place

I don't want to disclose my un-disclosed locations :P

[BikeWriter]

3. Hello, Sugar Sugar! :-)

[JimmyJazz]

7. I knew I could count on you!

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

19. Always, Jazz. You're a Doll!

:hug: :)

[uppityperson]

5. poor baby

smooch :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug:
that hold you for a little?

[JimmyJazz]

9. That will do nicely - thank you!

:hi:

[kedrys]

8. 'member that tea I was saving for you?

I got a ton. Have a nice, hot, relaxing cup on my dime.

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

21. Thank you! A cup of tea would be lovely right about now.

:)

[WI_DEM]

10. I know that really wasn't you in that picture holding the plaque that

you gave to Progmom. That's my father--I'd know him anywhere.

[JimmyJazz]

24. She called me an old man! I am not an old man!

I am an old woman :D

[Aristus]

11. What am I, chopped liver??????

Guess I just don't matter anymore huh? :hide:



:D B-)

[JimmyJazz]

22. You matter! I meant everyone, but YOU.

:loveya:

[Aristus]

99. Oh, of course. I should have known that, shouldn't I?

:loveya: right back!

[SOteric]

12. Oh Phurphoo,

They wouldn't razz you if they didn't love you.

:pals:

[JimmyJazz]

23. What is this word?

"Purphoo" -

:pals:

[SOteric]

50. In this instance,

appropriate. :7

[GalleryGod]

13. Hey, Jazz ! Show Me dem Gams! Dem Rockette Gams!

:evilgrin: :smoke: :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

27. Cute.

You are officially off my meanypants list :D

[KitchenWitch]

14. Enjoy a scoop of Ice Cream on me!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

28. Thank you, darling!

I got your message, too and :yourock:

[mogster]

15. You keep a nice fleet of smilies

I have nicked several of them today, and now I got one more *save as* :-)

[JimmyJazz]

29. Keep an eye on SOteric, too - she's got quite a collection herself.

One day, I hope to be able to keep up! :o

[Mutley]

16. I like reading your posts

they are always entertaining.

[JimmyJazz]

30. You made my day! You added the smilie I gave you to your sig line!

Do you like mine? It's supposed to be JOE :D

[Mutley]

98. I love him!

I stole him from you yesterday when I posted to you!

[NV Whino]

17. I think you're swell

Plague or no plague.

[JimmyJazz]

33. Thank you!

You just don't want me to tattle to skinner, right! :o

[NV Whino]

49. Skinner's been awfully busy lately

We wouldn't want to bother him.

:)

[matcom]

18. come over here sweetie

you don't smell *too* bad :*

[JimmyJazz]

32. I'll have you know, I smell really nice - Chanel 22!

So, now I have to make another list of the people who are being "borderline" meanypants! You always have to be different, don't you. :P

[MrScorpio]

20. I've got some nice for you

:hug:

There you go

[JimmyJazz]

34. YES!

[sundog]

25. so when...

you're near me
darling can't you hear me
SOS
the love you gave me
nothing else can save me
SOS
when you're gone
how can I even try to go on
when you're gone
though I try how can I carry on

You seem so far away
though you are standing near
you made me feel alive
but something died I fear
I really tried to make it out
I wish I understood
what happened to our love?
It used to be so good

So when you're near me
darling can't you hear me
SOS
the love you gave me
nothing else can save me
SOS
when you're gone
how can I even try to go on
when you're gone
though I try how can I carry on

:P

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

36. SUNDOG!

'nuff said other than - You are at the top of my list.

[In_The_Wind]

26. awww I don't care what anybody says about ya ~ you're OK !

Are you feeling better?:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

37. Shhhh!

I was never actually feeling badly - I was just bustin' on some people for being meanies to me.

[In_The_Wind]

48. I know Darlin

B-)

[progmom]

31. oh sweetie

When you're down and troubled
And you need some loving care
And nothing, nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there
You've got a friend

If the sky above you
Grows dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind begins to blow
Keep your head together
And call my name out loud
Soon you'll hear me knocking at your door

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there

Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
When people can be so cold
They'll hurt you, and desert you
And take your soul if you let them
Oh, but don't you let them

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there
You've got a friend

[JimmyJazz]

39. Great - a nice song - where am I supposed to go with that?

:P

[progmom]

40. file it away

and remember it came from my heart.

[JimmyJazz]

43. Thank you!

But you still posted a pic of an old man and said it was me :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. I am late, but okay!

You are a lovely and charming person JimmyJazz...and one I am glad to call friend. :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

41. You couldn't be a meanypants if you tried.

:loveya:

And all that nice stuff you said: back atcha!

[Taverner]

38. You look mighty pretty cookin them french fried pertaters...

Uhmmmm hummmmmm...

[JimmyJazz]

42. Hi stranger!

Is that from a movie? :shrug:

[ET Awful]

44. I'll be nice!

I'll even let you look at my duck!



She's a very happy duck :)

[JimmyJazz]

45. Very nice - especially from someone who normally posts earworms!

:D

[sparky_in_ma]

46. If you're a pot bellied old man

I need to get my eyes checked. Last time I saw you, you were SMOKIN.:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

47. You sir, are no meanypants!

:blush:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Awww those mean girls!

:hug:


Want me to put gum in their hair? :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

57. Would you please?

Start with that progmom person. She's been chasing me around with earworms and telling people I gave her plaque! Stort sheet her bed, while you're at, please.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. Hey there, JimmyJazz...sorry I'm late as usual!

You're a sweetheart, no doubt in my mind at ALL! You're a lovely young woman with a great future and a brilliant mind to use in that future...

And this stands no matter what....

:woohoo:


:pals:

[JimmyJazz]

58. So I'm really NOT an old man in a t-shirt? Whewf.

Thank you. I thought I was in the middle of this:



Okay, okay - no one has ever mistaken me for Meg Ryan, but you get my point, dont' you?

[Wapsie B]

53. Hello.

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

59. Hello there! No earworm for me - nothing up your sleeve?

Fine. I won't put you on my list to skinner!

[Wapsie B]

81. My creativity has got up and left.

Earworm huh? I'll think of something I'm sure.


:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

82. Please don't!

I've had enough of Abba, Kiss, Air Supply, the Brady Bunch, the Partrtidge Family and Neil Diamond to last a life time x(

[Wapsie B]

94. Don't worry.

No earworms here. :) Just blissful peace and quiet.

[Neoma]

54. *pats on back*

[JimmyJazz]

60. *pats you back*

:P

[swag]

55. I'll titfuck you for a nickel.

Innat nice?

[JimmyJazz]

61. Ooooooh Really? You sure know how to sweet talk a woman.

Take me here. Take me now. Oh please. Oh please. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

56. .

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

63. Hi there, Tex!

[GOPisEvil]

65. I wish I could have gone to get sushi tonight.

Mmmmmm...sushi...:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

72. I wish I did too! Didn't you see that meanypants, LynneSin, accuse

me of giving her the plague? Sheesh - what did you do, work today? :o

[Left Is Write]

62. Speaking of earworms...

"When you're near me darling, can't you hear me S.O.S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S.O.S..."

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

67. Meanypants!

:P

[Left Is Write]

68. Awww. Don't take it so hard.

London Calling!

[JimmyJazz]

74. Thank you, Ponyboy!

That's much better.

[Left Is Write]

80. Any time, Sodapop.

:hug:

[liberalhistorian]

64. Hell, it seems to me that everybody's

either nice to you or obsessed with you, so kwitcherbeefin' girl! I post this afternoon about being offered the job in Rapid City, South Dakota, that I interviewed for last week, and get ONE response. If that had been you, Oh Great Queen, the thread would have gone on forever with no need to be kicked. So, put that crown back on, sit back, relax and enjoy your exalted status, Oh Great One! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

69. NEENER! NEENER!

Just kidding, darling! You just haven't learned to be an obnoxious post-ho is all!

Congratulations on the job offer! That is really awesome. Are you ready to move to South Dakota?

[liberalhistorian]

70. Well, you know, some of us ladies DO have

a bit more class and integrity than other post-whoring bi-uh, I mean other posters! :evilgrin:

And you're hardly an obnoxious post ho, JJ! And yes, I am ready to move to the Black Hills area. Not only do I love it there, but it's far the hell away from fucking Ohio, which I can't stand anymore thanks to thirteen years of repub "leadership" running the state into the ground.

[JimmyJazz]

76. I know my post count is obnoxious -- it's because I'm such a snob!

:crazy:

I really do wish you all the best. I'm sure South Dakota is lovely :hug:

[Bok_Tukalo]

66. Hey legs

Good to see you.

[JimmyJazz]

71. It's good to see you! Can you believe what a meanypants progmom

is being? To me AND yvr girl...

<---- me bitching to you (I talk with my hands for real)

[Bok_Tukalo]

79. I totally missed it

Is it bad?

[LynneSin]

73. People with the plague can't be meanie pants

but then again you should know that since you gave me the plague

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

77. I haven't even SEEN you since the last time we had sushi!

I think Joe, the really cute server, gave you the plague! Have you been sucking face with Joe? *tsk* *tsk*

[texas1928]

75. Oh Sweetie

Come here.

[JimmyJazz]

78. That is SOOOOOOO much better!

:hi:

[jmowreader]

83. You are an incredibly sensitive man

who brings joy-joy feelings to all those around you.

[JimmyJazz]

85. Man? Have you been talking to progmom?

:cry:

[jmowreader]

97. Never saw Demolition Man, didja?

Cocteau had these computer kiosks standing all around the city. If you were bummed out, you could go to one and it would tell you that you are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

And then it would tell you where all the guns in the city are.

[Jara sang]

84. I'm sorry, I still think you're awesome!

:hug: :tinfoilhat:

[JimmyJazz]

86. I think you're that cat's pajamas, too.

[Jara sang]

87. Is there such a thing as being the Queen of Sheba?

If there is, then you're her. That's only if it's a good thing though.

[bridgit]

88. all you need is love...

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

89. I beg to differ. All you need is this:

And :spank: you very much for the earworm!

[bridgit]

90. bwahahaha, there he is again damnit...

i love that little stoned out smiley guy, jj :loveya: he gets cheech & chong 'chinese eyes' too :thumbsup:

[JimmyJazz]

91. ha ha ha - he really is the funniest of the smilies! I missed him for

a long time because I would click on the site and only see the leaf! I'm so glad you weren't insulted. I know I don't know you that well and I didn't want you to think I was being mean.

[bridgit]

92. naw, it's all good...

i like your guitar guy as he is fully animated & jamming what a hoot too :rofl: :loveya: :kick:

[JimmyJazz]

93. I'm trying to pretend it's Joe Strummer - note the mohawk!

:D And, :loveya: back.

[Jara sang]

95. Is there a baked smiley or one doing a BH?

[Jara sang]

96. I'm taken him!

Yoink!

[bigwillq]

101. Attention Whore!

That's all you are. That's all you'll ever be.:P

But I still love ya!:hug: