DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!

[Rainbowreflect]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

WOMAN

in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I LOOKED AWAY

for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked over the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked

MY

cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS! :evilgrin:

[trumad]

1. In all seriousness...

there ain't nothing more dangerous than a woman putting on her makeup and talking on a cell phone at the same time...

Now ladies...ya know it's true.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. What about a man shaving and talking on a cell phone?

Just as dangerous. Good thing I was awake that day.

[VelmaD]

6. Well, other than a guy...

talking on the cell phone, reading the paper, and fiddling with the radio while driving with their knees with a cup of hot coffee between their legs.

[RubyDuby in GA]

8. Whatever....I can do all that AND

other things at the same time.

Don't lump us all in together. I got skills..........

:o

[smbolisnch]

2. When I do my eyeliner in the car

I slow down to under 55mph :P

[TrogL]

3. Driving with your knees is actually safer

You can't make any drastic movements to the steering wheel and roll your SUV.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. Hey! I can put on lipstick AND talk on the phone while driving!

it's the gals who can't walk and chew gum at the same time that are dangerous.

[Dukkha]

7. I usually use my cell phone and drink coffee while driving...

and playing solitaire on my laptop and cooking on my forman grill and watching a DVD and working out with my thighmaster.