Strangely, horribly, I can't stop watching.

[smbolisnch]

Is anybody else watching this Brittany Spears train wreck? She is so obnoxious! Make me turn the channel!!!!!!!!! :spank:

[Spinzonner]

1. They only want your eyes, not your brain

Pluck them out

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Oo what channel?

[smbolisnch]

3. UPN

At your own risk! :P

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Thank god I don't have UPN

[jmm]

23. You're not missing anything by not having UPN

Like they said on the Family Guy-

Sam: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.

Chris Griffin: UPN?

[Bouncy Ball]

5. I can't resist a good train wreck.

I watched every episode of Anna Nicole's old show.

I read in my paper the Britney show makes any reality TV show look like the height of class.

DOH!

[smbolisnch]

6. Me either. Her accent is a bit heavier than usual huh?

She is SO irritating. I jut can't stop watching!

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Uh, yeah that was the first thing I noticed.

Why is her accent so much heavier?

And those close ups of her skin are NOT flattering.

Um, ok, I'm not sure I can have this on when my daughter is up.

Ooooooh she's singing a capella. HOW did she ever get a record label to produce her?

Wow. She sucks bad.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I'm just amazed that she's trashier than Paris...

I didn't know it was possible. :shrug:

[smbolisnch]

9. OMG, this really is awful.

She just said her bus is so cool "cause it's overseas and stuff." :eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

10. I didn't either.

I have to turn this, it's making me want to put my hands around her neck and squeeze really hard. Also, is she on something?

This is enough to make a person lose brain cells. Gawd.

Death Becomes Her is on another channel....I'm flipping over.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. I...Can't...Do...It...

My hand won't touch the remote!! :scared:

[smbolisnch]

12. I can't turn it either.

And this is getting more "entertaining" by the minute! :popcorn:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. SHe's obsessed with sex!!

God, and I thought the lounge was bad!!
Duckie

[smbolisnch]

15. I can't even pinpoint what drives me crazy about her.

Her phony accent, her baby talk, her stupidity.....
I could go on and on.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. I can.

She's completely vapid. Completely and totally without substance.

None. Zip. Her "music" is without substance. Her personality, everything.

If I committed some crime, the worst punishment the state could give me is to lock me up with her or someone like her, but where I couldn't harm her or otherwise shut her up. I would claw my own face off.

[smbolisnch]

19. LMAO

Your post just made me really laugh out loud :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. BB, I love you.

LMAO that was hilarious.

[Emops]

13. Screw Prozac,

After watching this for five minutes I already feel a lot better about myself.

[Zuni]

17. I am an alligator

I am a space space invader...spoken like a pig monkey bird

[MrSandman]

18. Pick up the remote and hit the power switch...

Before your skull implodes from the increasing vacuum.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. LOL

Good god, this girl has no brain.
:crazy:
Thank God, that's OVER!!
Duckie

[smbolisnch]

22. Admit it Duckie, you liked it!

;) Just kidding....she is a piece of work.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. You know when she was singing "Boys?"

She looked exactly like my friend Heather. It was so freaky.
Duckie

[smbolisnch]

25. I wish she would NEVER sing again!!

:scared: I hate that nasally voice!!!

[Merrick]

26. This Just In: Britney Arrested!

for procreating without a license

http://www.newsmutiny.com/2-6/UnfitBritney.htm