Toby Keith....Ass clown or a Legitimate Performer?

[dhinojosa]

Toby Keith....Ass clown or a Legitimate Performer?
:puke:

[MarianJack]

1. Egotistical,...

...turd brained redneck dumbass rightwing ** ass kisser.

(but I mean that in the nicest way!)

[Placebo]

2. He's the gayest looking tough guy cowboy I've ever seen.

And I myself am gay, so I should know...:)

[gmoney]

12. Toby is such a macho name, too...

He looks meek in this photo because he was just turned down for the cowboy spot in the Village People because he was too much of a sissy.

[ragin_acadian]

17. wow! gmoney, thanks for the picture.

i believe that is a new mullet classification: dye-permed, teased, feathered mullet w/closeted homosexual tendencies.

he probably owns a purple '89 camaro, too.

[dhinojosa]

22. Talk about "Shock Y'All' or whatever album he had.

hahaha.

[JimmyJazz]

20. YOU BROUGHT ANDY BACK!

I LOVE YOU :loveya:

[cornermouse]

3. Legitimate performer whose head and sense of self importance

has swollen so much that he has lost contact with reality.

[tritsofme]

4. It sounds like I'm fortunate

to have no idea who Toby Keith is...

[Neshanic]

5. I though he was a legitimate clown. That hair helps.

[KT2000]

6. Pure schtick!

hony tonk U??? Oh come on...

[Dying Eagle]

7. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE HIM! RIGHT WING ASS BAG!!! grrrrr

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I can't stand his politics or music, but on a purely superficial note

he's nice enough looking.

[last_texas_dem]

9. I say both

I mean, pretty much all artists who aren't based on some sort of studio trickery or shadiness in packaging (The Chipmunks, the Archies, Milli Vanilli, etc.) are "legitimate performers" in my book.

However, there is little doubt in my mind that Toby Keith has become a major ass clown as well. Sad, 'cause he actually did a handful of decent sad country-rock songs back in the nineties. But stuff like "Does that Blue Moon Ever Shine on You?", "He Ain't Worth Missin'", "Wish I Didn't Know Now (What I Didn't Know Then)" and "A Woman's Touch" are several miles removed from his current dreck like "Who's Your Daddy."

[Dukkha]

10. He is so deep in the closet

he's finding christmas presents!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. He and his family are all assclowns.

He's opening up a bar in Bricktown, and that's all that anyone is talking about here in Oklahoma. It's sad. Everyone is so excited about going there and maybe catching a glimpse of him and his family. Who freaking cares? He's a complete ass hat. A friend of mine's mom works for the real estate company he went through to buy the land where he bought his excessively huge estate out by Moore. Apparently he was a huge jack ass when he was in the office. He acted like he was way too good to be there. God I can't stand that dude. I do like some of his music, but I would never buy it. I did in fact download it a while back. LOL Just kidding.
Duckie

[dhinojosa]

13. I wonder if he told the troops that he sings too, about this big house.

"Hey chumps, thanks for buying my music. I just want to let you know that I will be supporting you from my mansion, god bless"

[gee double you bee]

14. Funny (sad?) thing about Toby

He's actually a Democrat (as is his family) but he knows his audience really well. Smart business man, sucky dude.

[dhinojosa]

19. At that site where they show political donations....

Toby donated to Bush at this last election. So privately, he is a Bush guy.

[Redstone]

15. Pandering poser.

Insult to real musicians.

Redstone

[AwakeAtLast]

16. Creepy ass clown.

Very creepy. x(

[Robeson]

18. Wow, he's even wearing the modified CSA Officer's jacket....

...I guess, if the jacket fits....

[Theres-a]

21. GrovelRat-please don't forget to donate to DU

[dean_dem]

23. Legitimate Ass-clown.

[jswordy]

24. I see in the Nashville "Tennessean" he is starting...

...his own record label. The troops sure do like his redneck stuff when he plays in Iraq and Afghanistan, where he is now. A bit to simplistic for me, though. Right? Wrong? Doesn't matter, we're gonna kick yer ass.

sigh...