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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:36 PM
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OMG - Does Anyone Know A Fundie Mechanic??? My Car Is Possessed!!!
Edited on Tue May-17-05 05:54 PM by DistressedAmerican
I just saw the mark of the beast!

I THINK IT IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME!

What the hell should I do?

Will it be back?

Do I need a priest?

Should I light candles?

How about annointing the engine? Will that help?

I'm wearing a garlic necklace when I take it out to get groceries!!!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:37 PM
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1. I'd rather have my car possessed than have it
repossessed :evilgrin:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:39 PM
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2. True Dat!!!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:41 PM
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3. Ask a Republican to drive it around for about a hundred miles
If anything bad happens, it will serve a worthy purpose.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:45 PM
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4. 668: The Neighbor of the Beast!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:47 PM
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5. Sadly, I was two miles away from my camera!
LOL!!!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:31 PM
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6. ...
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 09:43 PM
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7. Self Kicker!
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