What if there are no turkey sandwiches in heaven?

[Sheets of Easter]

Wendell the sauce inspector would be most pleased.

[Modem Butterfly]

1. Then it would probably be Turkey Heaven

Unless it was actually bread heaven...

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. O....k....

[Zuni]

3. it wouldn't be heaven without turkey sandwiches

[havocmom]

5. Um, hate to break the news, but when ya die, yer mouth doesn't go with ya

:shrug:

[ET Awful]

4. I'm fine with that, as long as they have pastrami.

:evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

6. You're weird. Welcome to DU. (n/t)

[Sheets of Easter]

7. Your Bushpire fluffykins. Thank you.

[MissMillie]

8. If there are no turkey sandwiches where you end up

Then you're not in heaven.

[chickenscratching]

9. who is this

do i know you?

[cassandra uprising]

11. I'm getting that feeling, too

hint:

rhymes with
lock strumpet.

[chickenscratching]

12. chalk crumpets?

gives me a bit of a cough

[cassandra uprising]

13. stalk muppets

It's a new reality tv show. You haven't heard of it?

edit, cuz I'm lame

[chickenscratching]

14. no, i can't say that i have

similar to polk ducats?

[cassandra uprising]

10. that depends

What kind of cheese is on said turkey sandwich?

Yes, this is a trick question.