Weekly World News: Minister starts "Church of George W. Bush" (satire)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/religion/61524

WHILE many evangelicals consider George W. Bush to be the most religious President in a long time, a Texas minister is taking it a big step further: He's open The First Church of George. W. Bush.

Minister Phillip Gomez says, "Bush is God's messenger on Earth. It's clear that God put Bush in the White House to do his bidding.

"Look at the evidence: Bush didn't even win the election in 2000, and yet God found a way to put him in office. Plus, Bush is infallible. He's been asked a number of times to name something he's done wrong, and he can't think of a single thing.

"And look at the symbolism. Metaphorically Bush spent forty years wandering in the 'desert' of being a drunken frat-boy. Then he was saved."

[unsavedtrash]

1. Needs a church since he is the savior

www.bushislord.com

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