pity me....

[RevolutionaryActs]

... i cut my hand today whiLe i was peaLing avocados.

the cut is on the paLm of my hand, it's Like a reaLLy nasty paper cut. hurts like heLL. :(

[hippiepunk]

1. Ouch!

Sorry about that. :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. awww

:hug: back at ya. :)

[MissB]

2. What reaLLy heLps to reduce the pain

is if you pour saLt on it. :evilgrin:

I'm sorry. That does suck.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. damn it!

that's just harsh.
i had to scrub pots and my band-aid wouLdn't stay on, and there was bleach... owwwwwwwie ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!!!!!!

[MissB]

5. You know, they make this super glue bandaid stuff now.

It probably would be useful to keep in one's purse.

Bleach. Ow.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. hey yeah! i need that, i'm cLumsy

:o

[Floogeldy]

6. I do feel for you, Sweetie.

Restaurant work is more dangerous than most people know.

When I worked at one, I had to go to the hospital twice. Once for a few stitches, and once to treat a burn on the hand.

Be careful.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. yeah, it is. on saturday our cook dropped a pairing knife on her foot

went throw her tennis shoe, and cut the top of her foot. she was fine, but stiLL it was scary!

[Radical Activist]

8. Ok, the thing with the L's

Its old and annoying. I'm going to have to spank you. :spank:
;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. uncLe ra!

why are you doing that? :o

[Radical Activist]

13. stop asking questions!

just hike that plaid skirt up a little more.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. .

:spray: :rofl:

[progmom]

9. but how is the avocado?

:9

i love avocados.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. tasty!

we use them lots for our cLub sandwiches, and now we have paninis and we use avocado for that too. yummy, yummy, yummy. :9

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I hurt my back this weekend.

My tedious self-pitying thread about it is on page 3 or 4 by now. Just do a search for "pathetic mama's boy."

Oh, and BTW, sorry about your cut.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. awww poor zippy, did you rock out a LittLe too hard?

:(

[RandomKoolzip]

17. No....I did some gardening at my job.

We're razing the back garden to make way for a patio, and they asked for volunteers.

And I was just stoopit enough to say yes.

I hate rakes! But I love the taste of Advil, so it all works out.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. dang, that's rough.

want a back rub? i've been toLd i have magic hands. :)

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Would saying "hell yeah" be regarded as impertinent?

Because I'm all about the impertinentness...uh, I mean....impertintentity...uh....you know what I mean.

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. LOL! I don't know....

I guess no? :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Is that "no" to the question of whether my response is impertinent, or

"no" to the regarding of my question, or "no" to whether I used "impertinent" correctly, or....


Damn you, Advil! :crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. yes.

:crazy:

[MissB]

21. I dunno, RKZ.

It'd have to be a one-handed rub. She cut one of her hands tonight. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. I could pull it together for zippy.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I could do with a stump-rub.

Is it me or have I just made this thread really really creepy?

At least I never said the word "ablutions."

[Maddy McCall]

24. I pity you because the person who...

gave you your first kiss is no longer a member of DU. :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. don't remind me.

:cry: