What was the worst lie you told as a child?

[sundog]

I once told a friend that Olivia Newton-John was my babysitter. :wtf:

the *reformed* Sandy one, of course :P



:wtf:

[tuvor]

1. I bit my arm once. Really, really, reaaaaly hard.

And blamed my little brother.

I confessed. About a dozen years later. :evilgrin:

[sundog]

2. did he get in trouble?

[tuvor]

6. Why do you think I waited so long to confess?

I could be a little bastard now and then.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. When I was about ten, the family was camping

next to a lake where lots of dragonflies were swarming.

I told my five-year-old brother that the dragonflies were baby helicopters and that the army would come and round them up in the fall.

[sundog]

5. bwhahaha

:rofl:

[Teaser]

4. I once told people

that I didn't totally rock. I'm still ashamed.

[Jara sang]

7. I used to tell people that I could see atoms

But I really thought I could, it turns out it was those eye thingies called "floaters".

[Shell Beau]

8. Hmmm where do I start?

No really I don't know; I guess I didn't tell any major lies. At least none that I remember. I am sure some will come to me later when I've had more time to think about it.

[Floogeldy]

9. "My sister pounded in the back of her head with a hammer."

"I couldn't stop her."

B-)

[LeftyMom]

10. "That will come right out int the shower"

after I dumped a bag of flour on my little sister's head.

She tried to wash it out and it turned to paste and she had little flakes of four falling out of her hair for almost a week. The kids at her school told her they were lice and that she couldn't play with them because she was dirty.

I was a really mean older sister.