Better yet - use this generator & come up with your own insultive nickname

[LynneSin]

http://pabstlovers.org/~jonese/name.php

I'm Velma Cuntingham

[matcom]

1. Lord of Hellfire

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

2. Funny, I typed in Matcom and got Billy Bob Figure Skater

:shrug:

[Hawkeye-X]

3. Honus the Dog Faced Boy

:woohoo:

[TheProphetess]

4. Lazy MacDork!

Now that's a nickname!
:rofl:

[underpants]

5. Mine came up "LynneSin"

:shrug: whoda thunk it?

[RevCheesehead]

6. I'm Uranus bin Lame

Actually, Myanus bin Big, thank you very much. :evilgrin:

My screen name's alter-ego is "Bilbo Pitstain."

[progmom]

7. Crybaby Pitstain

:cry:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Hey! You're my sister!

(see post above yours)

[Jessica]

16. Jasper Pitstain here.

:hi:

Jasper??? :wtf:

[Xithras]

Spanky Nose Goblin

Who is this supposed to be insulting? Me?

[napi21]

8. HA!!! Meathead McJackass. Too funny!!! n.t

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Flopsy the Dog Faced Boy

:rofl:

[Lavender Brown]

10. Honus Bagginses - am I a baseball player or a hobbit?

:shrug:

[RaRa]

11. Irwin Milktoast

But my maiden name would be: Honus Dragon Breath - Like that better!

[Richardo]

20. Richardo = Jasper Milquetoast

Pleased to meet ya, cuz!

[Misunderestimator]

12. Lumpy McQueer

I kid you NOT! :rofl:

(now wait a friggin minute... I'm vaguely insulted that they have Queer in the generator as an insult)

[MuseRider]

14. Anus Skidmarks!

ANUS SKIDMARKS! :rofl:

[Bunny]

15. Precious McJackass!

It seems so appropriate!

:rofl:

On edit - my sides are hurting, I'm laughing so hard at these names!

[ET Awful]

17. Lumpy MacDork

Hmmmmm, works for me :) n/t

[LeftyMom]

18. Disco gimpster! nt.

[RevCheesehead]

19. OMG! Try George W. Bush!

:rofl:

[MuseRider]

22. Pretty right on

I would say. lol

[RevCheesehead]

25. All the Repukes are hysterical!

George W Bush = Moron MacDork
Karl Rove = Meathead O'Tool
Dick Cheney = Jasper the Dog-Faced Boy
Condaleeza Rice = Filthy Skidmarks
Donald Rumsfeld = Billy Bob Crater Face
Bill Frist = Billy Bob O'Tool
Tom DeLay = Booger McQueer
James Dobson = Willy McQueer
Grover Norquist = Wanker Sweet Cheeks
Jim Sensenbrenner = Honus van der Jackass
Laura Bush = Creepy Dragon Breath
Bill O'Reilly = Potsy Fapper

[undeterred]

21. Ernie Dildonia here

:headbang:

[Kingshakabobo]

23. Queerboy Spamalot

That's uncanny.

How did they know I'm gay and like spam?

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Do you feel insulted by what I posted?

It was never my intention to insult anybody, hence the "lame" nicknames.

[Mutley]

26. Roger bin Lame

:rofl:

[Phentex]

27. Ernie Plus Ten Wizard

wtf?