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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 11:37 AM
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I must have some wires crossed
Edited on Sun May-15-05 11:37 AM by DS1
I blew my nose and my hearing just got 200% better :crazy:

on edit: At least that would explain why I'm always talking out of my ass
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 11:44 AM
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1. Ears, nose, and throat...
They're all connected!

That has happened to me many times.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 12:18 PM
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2. Now wait...
Why does this seem to imply that you've had your head up your ass-buddy?

;-)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 12:45 PM
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5. I don't know, but every time I hiccup I get a prostate massage
I'm kinda liking it!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 12:30 PM
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3. just think what might happen if you ever clean your ears!
you might actually be able to smell again
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 12:30 PM
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4. ha-HA! Pathetic nose-blowing human!
I can flare my eustacian tubes on demand, hands-free! I'm doing it right now! Bwahahahahahahaha! Tremble before my otolaryngologically-advantageous physical superiority!

:P



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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 01:04 PM
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6. You had a pressure imbalance in your ears
that was affecting your hearing. Blowing your nose equalised the pressure, and now you can hear better.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 01:17 PM
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7. I know, and thanks
I was just talking out of my ass again ;-)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 01:19 PM
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8. Sorry, I went all serious there
This is the Lounge! :spank:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 01:21 PM
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9. I *know* I have wires crossed.
I can't hear very well if I don't have my glasses on.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 01:27 PM
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10. I can top that
I know someone that can smell heat :D
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