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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:16 PM
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I played a little joke on my cat and now he hates me
Edited on Fri May-13-05 08:17 PM by Skittles
I bought a "Misty Mate" for a soldier in Iraq - they're small pump things that spray a fine mist of water to counteract the effect of humidity. I thought, well, I should get one too - I live in Texas and I hate humidty. So I got it home and filled it with water and followed the directions, pumping away. Then I opened the small valve on the skinny hose. It's really quite nice - sprays an ultra-fine water mist. So my cat Clancy is nosing around, like cats are prone to do, wanting to know what I was so interested in. I pointed the nozzle at him and opened the valve JUST A TAD - the mist was so fine I could barely see it - but the effect was catastrophic. Ears back and eyes bulging, Clancy, my normally laid back kitty, hissed at me FIVE TIMES IN A ROW and took off.

I followed him around going COME ON CLANCY IT WAS JUST A JOKE but he kept glaring at me like I was the certified devil. That was three days ago and Clancy is still giving me the evil eye. :(
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:18 PM
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1. Mean Skittles!
Not really :)

Poor kitty...he'll trust you again after he's managed to destroy the Misty Mate.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:21 PM
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2. You know what he's gonna do now don't you? He's gonna
kick your ass :evilgrin:
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:22 PM
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3. Take his picture and send it here:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 11:03 PM
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7. Clancy has eyes as big as quarters and always looks so innocent
26 pound Skittles is another matter entirely:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:24 PM
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4. You know, they recommend using a squirt
bottle to train cats to stay out of things they are not supposed to be in. We use it occasionally on our cat when he gets into things he's not supposed to. It is actually working. He doesn't get on the table anymore.
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Hatalles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:28 PM
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5. Clancy is intelligent compared to my cat.
If that same sort of thing happened in my household, my cat would become mortal enemies with "Misty Mate," unable to make the connection between the inanimate object and me, the person using the inanimate object.

:)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 10:59 PM
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6. well he's coming around a bit now
went out and got him his favorite treat. Still looking at me suspiciously though. :o
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 11:06 PM
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8. Bad Skittles; No Mist...nt
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usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 11:07 PM
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9. whatever you do
don't go to sleep, he'll act like he forgives you but we know... cats never forget, or is that elephants?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 11:13 PM
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10. You mean you aren't the certified devil?
Then never mess with the cat. He will wait till you least expect it. And then he will extract revenge. Like usedtobesick said, don't go to sleep. He'll sit on your face. Oops, that sounds racy, lol. I crack myself up sometimes.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 04:31 AM
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11. HECK NO! I just play one on DU!!!
Clancy already sits on my head if I hit the snooze alarm too many times! :o
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 04:38 AM
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12. That's all well and good
but how did the Misty Mate work for you?
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-05 05:16 AM
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13. Look at my sig line, LOL!
You've offended thy master, repent! :D
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