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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 07:42 PM
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A Pastor's Greeting (Joke...)
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22a)

:D
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lavenderdiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:10 PM
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1. that's a good one..
thanks for sharing!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-05 08:11 PM
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2. cute!
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