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[Booberdawg]

The latest shit mail I just received on this topic :eyes:

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[Seneca]

1. my tortoise isn't gonna like this!

:o

[acmavm]

2. Oh well, I get that stuff all the time. I'm amazed at how many ways there

are to enlarge a penis. But since I happen to be female, this info
is only a source of continued amusement. It is making me think that the most important enhancement that the male sex feels it needs is below the belt, not above the neck.

[joeybee12]

3. What about for those of us who want it reduced?????

I mean, sometimes nature just makes you too darn big to begin with!

[BlueJazz]

4. Thanks!...I appreciate the post...

...but up until now, my "Shop Vac" is doing a pretty good job.

[Don_G]

5. My Fixed Cat Ain't Gonna Like This Either

She remembers and helps me type but hasn't figured out how to use my Debit Card yet.

Think she's a fat, hairy Freeper?

[TahitiNut]

6. Do they also offer video instructions ...

... for Kegel exercises?

It has never made any sense to me ... this "size" thing. When I consider the necessary vaginal (uhmmm...) 'dimensionality' for giving birth, I'm left contemplating the way in which jockey shorts would have to be tailored to accommodate 'equipment' of similar proportions.

(Did I word this in an acceptably obscure way?) :eyes:

[Booberdawg]

7. LOL! Yes, I got it.

:D

But that 'dimensionality' is as temporary as the one the uterus makes to accommodate the growth of the baby, and does, uhhmm, drastically subside in quick time.

[TahitiNut]

9. Well .... if memory serves me (at my advanced age) ...

... the various elements of 'geometry' better serve certain aesthetic and sensual considerations than the simplistically 'dimensional.' And there're always other anatomical 'features' that can be put to good (tasteful?) use, as I recall. (Memory's the second thing to go ... can't remember the first.)
Would this rhetorical contortion be considered 'pussy-footing'? :silly: (So to speak, I guess.)

[Booberdawg]

10. ROTFL!!

'pussy-footing' is allowed. :D You're doing a fine job!

BTW, google kegel+exercise+video. To answer your other question, there's quite a bit (more than you care to know) available on the topic, including machines to do the exercises (and more!) for you!

[thom1102]

8. Nope, never wasted a dime on penis enlargement...

never had a complaint about the size either. I am a happy little Irishman! (read that anyway you like! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Nope, but they make great answers in the hate mail bag.

;)

[Booberdawg]

12. Those were priceless!!!

:thumbsup:

[Robb]

13. I've responded to every single one..

And my penis is now 3,446 inches long.

...What a country!! :silly:

[Booberdawg]

14. WOW!

That's just a couple yards short of a football field!!

[Robb]

15. Just a few more emails...

...and it's TOUCHDOWN!!!

:evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

16. I know, I know..

it's a guy thing, .. you just couldn't settle for a field goal, could you. :D

[TahitiNut]

17. Well... technically....

... it'd be two field goals. :evilgrin:

(But it's been a long time since I've played.) :silly: