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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:31 PM Original message |
What's the most idiotic thing that you've EVER heard someone say? |
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Ekirh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. Dinosaur |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. This reminds me of a story about the dinosaur exhibit at a park |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:38 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Oh dear something or another! |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:13 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. She MUST have thought Jurassic Park was REAL |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. I used to work w/a guy who believed that, too |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
60. I admit it |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 04:12 PM Response to Reply #60 |
93. Um..... |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'm voting for Bush because Kerry is odd looking |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
76. Gotta admit, he is odd looking... |
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Paranoid_Portlander (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 03:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
91. "I voted for Bush because Clinton had sex with Monica." |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
3. Anything that comes out of Bush's mouth. |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:37 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. I second that. |
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arcane1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. newspapers get all their info from TV news |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
5. "If I were her, I would treat me a lot better than she does." |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
10. More people died in the (American) Civil War |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:59 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. He was SO close to being right...and yet he was so wrong. |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:08 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. Even back then - it was only American deaths that counted |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:11 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Well, American deaths are the only ones that matter. |
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Ekirh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
11. Hmmm another gem... |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
12. "If it wasn't for that horse..." |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. "If it weren't for my horse... |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
13. oh yeah and the other one was. . . |
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Turn CO Blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:58 PM Original message |
Or this other doozy from Britney... |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
72. LOL! She can't, that's why |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:25 PM Response to Reply #72 |
74. Another gem from Britney: |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:29 PM Response to Reply #74 |
78. Actually, when I go to Canada, |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #78 |
85. Not really. A river isn't a "sea". |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
14. Let's get married |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 06:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Hey! I said that some 18 months ago! |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:05 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Statistical Anomaly |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:07 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. If I am anything it's an anomoly. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
18. I asked this question of my husband. |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. Most recently, at Staples, as I'm being rung up |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. Your sales clerk had actually been outsourced from |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
25. Rob Scribner (California Moral Majority) defending the death penalty... |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:26 PM Response to Reply #25 |
75. Duh... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
27. A dude in my history class once asked if James Bond was a real person |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:19 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Another "What was that one Ernest movie where he goes to camp?" |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
28. "The reason that I'm against prostitution is that |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Did Ray Charles get a chance to see this movie before he died?" |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
30. Jesus spoke English... |
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Zomby Woof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:48 PM Response to Reply #30 |
37. Jesus was a supply-side Repuke too! |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:22 AM Response to Reply #30 |
56. I thought Jesus was latino |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
32. SO many to choose from, (including shit I've said) but I'll go with: |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
33. It was over the phone, from a complete stranger |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
34. "I'm a uniter, not a divider" from the guy who waved hi to Stevie Wonder. |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
35. This one's pretty impressive... |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 08:12 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. That's a tough one to beat. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:43 PM Response to Reply #35 |
82. "Is New Mexico part of Mexico, or its own country?" |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:14 PM Response to Reply #82 |
99. "Does Minnesota have a seacoast?" |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
36. I'm prolife but I'm for the death penality. |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-12-05 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
38. Some of the idiotic things I heard in college classes- |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:19 PM Response to Reply #38 |
100. How about in high school classes? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:12 AM Response to Original message |
40. Here's a runner-up: |
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Atlas Mugged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:14 AM Response to Original message |
41. "The bible is a letter from god" |
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fleabert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:24 AM Response to Original message |
42. From a teenager, about 8 yrs ago... |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 06:12 AM Response to Original message |
43. Dubya's insane rants on economics |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 06:17 AM Response to Original message |
44. "my daddy said Bush was the best so my sorority sisters and I voted for |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:48 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. The phrase 'jewing down" isn't a slur |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:04 AM Response to Reply #44 |
50. Some of the intelligent, well-educated, well-employed women |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:36 AM Response to Reply #50 |
64. *cough*John Edwards*cough* |
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amandae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
46. AIDS (HIV) spontaneously occurs when two men have sex |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
47. Shamedly, my dad: "Democrats love it when the stock market goes down." |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
48. Hahahahahaha |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
49. "War is great for the economy" |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
51. That there's this parallel universe, and people travel |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:45 AM Response to Reply #51 |
67. That doesn't sound crazy to me |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:48 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Okay, if she were a physicist, that would be one thing |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #68 |
90. OIC |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
52. "I love you." |
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pilgrimsoul (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
53. That infamous Scalia quote |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
54. "Why do they call them donut holes??" |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
55. "It is my God-given right to have a car at 16!" |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
57. Working at a retail entertainment store in about '94.... |
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StaggerLee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:52 AM Response to Reply #57 |
62. sounds like the type person |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:10 PM Response to Reply #57 |
98. More like 65 years old, incredibly enough |
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happyphantom (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
58. 2 stupid quotes--I don't know which is worse |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #58 |
69. Welcome to DU! |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
59. "You know this weather hasn't been the same since they put that Sputnik up |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
61. Why are the wagging their tails, are they happy? |
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newportdadde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
63. Better we fight them over there then over here. |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 02:54 PM Response to Reply #63 |
87. Next time someone sez that... |
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Seabiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
65. "France is responsible for any American deaths in Iraq" |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
66. A co-workers's (adult) daughter told me that 9/11 was done by |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
70. When my estranged father was dying, I went to see him after many years |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
71. "Rich people are rich because they've worked hard." |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:04 PM Response to Reply #71 |
97. Those are both said far too often by people that HAVE to know better. |
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luvLLB (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
73. Jesus wasn't a Jew, he was a Christian. |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
77. when i was in 8th grade |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
79. "Why do they cut the top and bottom off the film? Why not show the whole |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
80. "My band played the wrong song!" |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
81. "A free and democratic Iraq will help Israel" |
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dean_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
83. Heard by many an overly-friendly cashier... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
84. I love my SUV |
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5thGenDemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
86. During a bull session back when I was in the Army |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
88. That the sqrt of -1 is i. Which means i2 is ALWAYS -1. What a |
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Eagle_Eye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
89. I drive better after a few beers |
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Lady Effingbroke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
92. My mother thinks a person can be paralyzed from their neck to their waist. |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
94. if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
95. Several good ones from when I taught high school English |
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Mrs_Beastman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
96. "grow up" |
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badjuju (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
101. At work. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-13-05 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
102. A friend of mine |
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