How Sober/Drunk Are You?

[Gringo]

Right now?

[dolo amber]

1. I've had enough

to post a thread about retarded black midgets, so you tell me...:eyes:

[Gringo]

4. hehe

I want to have a lil' more, but I don't want a hangover, so I be good now...

[Lady Freedom]

2. Sober but

Horny a hell!

[populistmom]

8. I resemble that remark

except I'm horny as hell rather than 'horny a hell', Lady Freedom!

[Lady Freedom]

9. oops! what do you expect from a girl who has been up 24 hours?

[Nikia]

3. Stoned

I've been smoking all evening from the same bowl. Now I am probably more impaired with my tiredness. I should go to bed.

[celestia671]

5. Other!

I'm getting so sleepy, my eyes won't hardly stay open!
Night all!

[tedoll78]

6. I had a dental procedure today..

and he told me to take these vicodins..

[tridim]

7. Two beers, two Redbull and Vodkas

and one bowl. Yep I'm feelin' fine.

I haven't been out for weeks. Felt good to get out of the house.

[MercutioATC]

10. I have this nasty head cold. I'm self-medicating with Nyquil and Merlot.

So far, so good..

[LuminousX]

11. Completely sober

because tomorrow I'm going to be completely riotously drunk at my Halloween party.

[imax2268]

12. unfortunetly...

I am at work...but I get off in 20 minutes...time for a twelver and a bottle for some shots...!

[LewisJackson]

13. I am so drunk right nwo , it isn't evenf funny n/t

[DrWeird]

14. I'm not drunk and I'm not sober.

I'll let you fill in the blank.